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Breaking: US Coast Guard detects “banging” noises from hermetically-sealed Twitter.
Glenn Greenwald: Mercenaries, whom I do not support, are acting like Nazis, whom I do not support, when they threaten Russia, which I do not support, instead of battling Ukraine, which I do not support, at the best of the West, which I do not support.
To all the people who took Elon Musk seriously as a free speech hero: I’m sorry everyone is being mean and saying bad things to you. That’s not kind or fair. I know it hurts. Fortunately I can help. I have this here handful of magic beans, and for a comparatively low and reasonable price, they /1
@Popehat not guilty to ALL the charges. I thought he’d plead guilty to at least one because he’s completely incapable of listening to his lawyer’s advice.
Twitter learned, and Reddit is fast learning, that people are not addicted to the platform, they’re addicted to the community they found there. Ruin the community, and people will leave the platform. It really is that simple.
Ha ha Ted Kacynski what a weird modernity-hating freak. Anyway, back to this tech billionaire who killing children with his robot-car alpha tests and turning a virtual town square into a incel klan rally

(After teaching the first parrot to talk)

"My God, imagine the possibilities! All talking-based work will surely now be replaced by the parrot. From the telephone operator to the talk-show host, all their jobs can be done far cheaper by this miraculous bird!"

@davidgerard the boringly named “Business, Finance and Careers” sub forum was (is?) a surprisingly great source comedy.
We did it! *wipes tear from eye*
Feeling a little down after losing another Speaker vote