Georgia the ExplorerI woke up to find both Keanu Reeves and Novak Djokovic are following me on Mastodon 💅
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himynameismack🚀
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just another enginerd ghetto white trash hella genX og mosh pit grampa gabacho gwylo / ENFJ / knuckles up check nuts
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protolaliaNothing on the internet will ever compare to the joy of using Napster for the first time.
SaltyGirlDon’t forget, all dads are 50% off tomorrow.
Mandu 🥟I now have more followers on Mastodon than my dad's stupid dog on Instagram. Who's a good boy now, huh dad??
everybody wants to be proud of their family.
when someone asks "is that one of yours?"
you wanna grin & nod.
nobody wants to say yea & feel the need to explain a lame excuse for some dumb bullshit they did.
when someone asks "is that one of yours?"
you wanna grin & nod.
nobody wants to say yea & feel the need to explain a lame excuse for some dumb bullshit they did.
I like you but I'm not in like with you
if you're wearing pants on Saturday morning,
you should reprioritize some things
you should reprioritize some things
friendly reminder
the best part of being a parent is watching your grandkids drive your kids crazy.
it's a beautiful thing
the best part of being a parent is watching your grandkids drive your kids crazy.
it's a beautiful thing
I think I would like to have another kid one day...
two days, tops
two days, tops
I'm not tryna brag, but I had a toot score 11 favorites w 10 reblogs 😎