Playing RPGs as a kid: ok I get fire damage and lightning damage, and I can even see cold damage, but wtf is water damage
Playing RPGs as an adult homeowner: oh fuck
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Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]
Please don’t ask me to pick sides between cops and golfers.
It’s like asking where I’d prefer to have shingles.