Playing RPGs as a kid: ok I get fire damage and lightning damage, and I can even see cold damage, but wtf is water damage
Playing RPGs as an adult homeowner: oh fuck
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Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]
Please don’t ask me to pick sides between cops and golfers.
It’s like asking where I’d prefer to have shingles.
My wife just asked if we can talk about Project Management software tonight.
Short of her casually walking around the house dressed as Batgirl, it's the sexiest thing I can imagine.