If my dad was a billionaire, I would simply have a personal chef with me at all times to make artisanal Uncrustables with bread flown in from the the Publix on Tamiami Trail in Naples, Florida with peanut butter from a freshly opened jar of slightly chilled Creamy™ Skippy.
We were both Flip Camera girlies?!?!?!?
For every family party I go to with that conservative uncle, I always bring something that’ll distract him so he doesn’t crash out and upset my grandma. Today, I’m sharing the new Tucker Carlson merch.
it can feel weird and selfish not knowing how to immediately help, but that communal feeling of visceral horror and outage means we still deeply care about one another
alright there’s nothing stopping anyone from making a jukebox musical of jeff rosenstick’s “we cool?” because a lot of people are extremely generous and just put things online under a creative commons license because they love sharing stuff
https://youtu.be/JidJV1ue1lI?si=X9Uh4qFKcWIwiWDe
Jeff Rosenstock - Nausea (Official Video)
It’s even more painful when you listen to the director’s commentary, because you can tell Chris Columbus really did try…and whiffed it in every possible way. “I didn’t want anymore emotion” is a real thing this man said multiple times about RENT.
https://chud.com/5142/interview-chris-columbus-rent/Once a year I force myself to watch the 2005 film adaptation of Rent as a painful reminder of the consequences of missed opportunities when queer directors step aside because they cave to imposter syndrome.
My newest toxic trait is covertly taking pictures of strangers' well behaved dogs making funny faces.
Mattie had to work but I surprised him at midnight so we could celebrate with our annual 12:01 AM Mountain Goats dance and novelty selfie.
Best one in years. ♥️🤳
just mentioning binders on Bluesky was flagged as ADULT CONTENT which is a perfect example of why it doesn’t feel as fun or chill
as it used to be. i just want to make my gay jokes and link to YouTube videos. i rather be yelled at by Well Actually computer nerds here than have a nsfw account on bluesky because i mentioned something outside the realm of mainstream palpable queerness like…alternatives to bras or Ace bandages.
https://mastodon.social/@alexcox/115769984249983860
