Write poorly. Sing badly. Paint horribly. Do it because you are alive. I will always join in.
Let other people mock us. This is a world of little meaning and great cruelty. We will hurt no more than sensibilities.
Write poorly. Sing badly. Paint horribly. Do it because you are alive. I will always join in.
Let other people mock us. This is a world of little meaning and great cruelty. We will hurt no more than sensibilities.
Nothing but respect for my iron throne.
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RT @JulieTheCranky
The insurance company and producers, THRILLED that he wasn't going to cancel the tour, built something that looked about right, immediately.
And Dave finished the tour.
https://twitter.com/JulieTheCranky/status/1597687106595618816
I was trying to figure out why interest in Mastodon was highest in Indiana according to Google Trends (more than double the next closest state)
It turns out people in Indiana are interested in ACTUAL Mastodons…
Reminder that there is life outside our Internet bubble!
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/mastodon-indiana-fred-buesching
THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?
ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I'm learning to cook
Bartender: What’ll it be?
Me: Gravy
Bartender: *pours a shot*
Me: Leave the boat