Kit🔧Kendrick

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#unstable but #not_volatile
review:mostly harmless
pronounapply whichever pronoun you like; I'm not picky

ISO junior bloodsucker

#sign #NOLA #goth

🎤 These Boots Are Made For Tracking 👢

I asked my niece what she wanted for #Christmas2023 and as is traditional she would like #ImpracticalFootwear. As the #FunAunt it is my job to provide such things.

The conversation that followed proves were related.

@dsri You mentioned you like to hear how people use the Compact Calendar. I use mine as a simple PTO tracker. It helps me avoid burnout and the end-of-year use-it-or-lose-it problem. If I ever see a long span that's too empty, I know I need to schedule some time to decompress. The year at a glance makes a stretch with no rest really stand out and reminds me to use the time when I need it.
ONG I have #grammarly because it does a nice job of catching missing words or typos but the "helpful" suggestions need to [expletive] right off! I said what I said in the tone I meant to use!
@b0rk The Mentior:
{hmmm, I bet newbie would want to know how to do this for themself}
"Hey, newbie, wanna learn a thing?"
Is it bad that I am sitting in my cubicle singing quietly "🎵 I aaaaaam a little ball of stress 🎵 a little ball of stress 🎵 a little ball of stress. 🎵 I aaaaaaam....🎵"
Functional programmers get so close to perfection when writing code because they aim to write as little as possible, if they'd just stop writing any at all they'd ascend to a higher plane of existence (the outdoors)

@kitkendrick "If thy GM has specifically said 'Do not give this attribute to thy characters" do not then include such an attribute and hope to slip by until it is too late. Nay, not even if it would be extremely cool."

#CharacterBuildCommendments

Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."