the swagon

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Full of fluids, made of flesh.

Don't be horny at me, please interact before requesting to follow

proud owner of 1 (one) bean

DNI

NamesRose and Alice
Age26
PronounsShe/Her
the swagon5m ago
RLYRLYRISKY🖤⚠️🔪3d ago
DEVIL ON YOUR CHEST
the swagon6m ago
It's called a B-hole because only B-words have one. It's like the G-spot (g*y spot)
the swagon7m ago
Brochastic Guyolence1h ago

your chatbots: don't even know they're irritating and useless.

our chatbots: armed with powerful linguistic and analytic tools to know they're irritating and useless.

the swagon8m ago
I've got a terminal case of the Mondays
the swagon48m ago
tali1h ago
do you have any nudes on your phone
the swagon53m ago
im learning that the fundamental unit of ux design is micro-interactions and youre stupid if you dont use them but youre also stupid if you do
the swagon1h ago
Show threadviolet 1h ago
look at him
the swagon5h ago
the fuck is a div
the swagon5h ago
guy whos never heard of html: im really not comfortable with wysiwyg editors, is there an alternative to wordpress thats more like latex
the swagon5h ago
Show threadtali5h ago
@dragon asking linux users "which app store do you use?" and then wait for them to explain package managers for 10 minutes and then say "oh that sounds like an app store"