Mastodawn

the swagon

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Names	Rose and Alice
Age	26
Pronouns	She/Her

hey man sorry I was

I really cooked with this one. Great post Stella great idea great job nice tits by the way I love how you never wear a bra

the swagon 1h ago

Stella

10h ago

everyone should have their own emoji. We should have a unicode symbol for "personal emoji 1" "personal emoji 2" etc and some sort of dns-like system for resolving what that symbol should display, depending on who's typing it

the swagon 1h ago

Stella

9h ago

practitions u. I'm a u practitioner

the unix eunuch 9h ago

irish pride parade call that finnegans woke

the swagon 2h ago

You love being in line behind can I get uhhhhhhhh

the swagon 4h ago

SoundCloud Comments 4h ago

Yo this one hit different sick brother!!!

the swagon 4h ago

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Citizen Benzocaine 4h ago

directed by andy serkis and starring:

* Seth Rogen as Napoleon, a Saddleback boar and co-leader of the rebellion who rises to power at Animal Farm

* Laverne Cox as Snowball, a sow and co-leader of the rebellion who is Napoleon's rival. This character was male in Orwell's book

#DiversityWin this anti-communist propaganda stars a gender swapped character played by a black trans woman, thank you so much rainbow capitalism

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the swagon 4h ago

just finished the ethics! pretty interesting actually. my prof brings up a lot the hegel quote that every philosopher is a spinozist, and yeah i can see how that would be the case. kinda fascinating text im glad i ended up taking that class, difficult though it was.