the swagon

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Full of fluids, made of flesh.

Don't be horny at me, please interact before requesting to follow

proud owner of 1 (one) bean

DNI

NamesRose and Alice
Age26
PronounsShe/Her
Show threadthe swagon46s ago
looked at mortgages n stuff briefly bc i feel like itd be stupid to piss away half my income on rent every month if i could buy a house. anyway turns out i would need a stupid big downpayment to avoid pissing away at least double what i make on those payments + interest + property taxes + repairs. rich people's game til the very end...
Show threadthe swagon4m ago

i was asking a prof for advice wrt grad school a bit ago and mentioned some of my friends have bought houses at my age and she just looked at me like who the fuck are your friends

anyway its probably not the best to compare myself to like ppl who graduated on time with a stem degree lol

Show threadthe swagon5m ago
if I manage to save $40k for bottom surgery then $10-15k implants is gonna be childs play. not like i can get a mortgage as a foreign national anyway
the swagon56m ago
Peggy Honigeimer1h ago
The male g-spot may well be at the end of a phallic object, in a manner of speaking. Not his, though
Show threadthe swagon1h ago
I want the Emilia Perez surgery
the swagon1h ago
I need stupid massive honkers it's not even funny
the swagon2h ago
the prince of dankness10h ago
hate it when my enemy threatens to blow up tech company offices, and then some shrapnel from the drone i definitely successfully intercepted hits the tech company offices
the swagon3h ago
Viri, Very Fair Fairie5h ago
"the library is free"
not until all of us are free 😔
the swagon3h ago
Pc part pickler
the swagon3h ago
Show threadStella 4h ago
@dragon consider: glaceon with paws the size of a toaster, glaceon with paws the size of a car, glaceon with paws the size of an apartment building