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The patron
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The alien came to the library again, shortly before closing time, and quickly found a book.
"May this entity borrow The Complete History of Knitting?"
They always return the book they borrow after five minutes, but the ritual of checking it out seems important to them.
"Of course. Did you bring your card?"
1/5
Somehow I completely forgot to take any Dramamine before boarding our flight. I didn't even realize I'd forgotten it until we started to land, and hooooooo boy did my nervous system take advantage of the opportunity to remind me why I need it. At least I didn't actually need to use the courtesy bag but you bet your sweet bippy I had it ready anyway just in case.
0/10, do not recommend.
#COVID19 is very serious, but sometimes we can stop for a laugh. Stolen from Twitter:
Stranger: Why are you wearing a mask?
Me: Because I knew you’d approach me to ask about it.
Stranger: What?
Me: You left me with no choice when you wouldn’t take my calls.
Stranger: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Might have to try to use this one in the wild! 😷 😂
Micro SF/F by O. Westin
Augie Ray
Alison Creekside