Jurassic Liz 

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Marketing & Content Designer. DC. #ActuallyAutistic. #ADHD. Nerd. Human Trash Panda.

My boss asked if I felt comfortable writing an article on #firewalls completely on my own for our company #blog.

I usually just #edit and #ghostwrite on blogs that have already been drafted by the #engineers (which to be honest are usually pretty bad) and make them work for regular people.

I am STRESSED.

#CyberSecurity #marketing

So maybe it is just me... but #twitter seems to be running a bit sluggish today.

Is anyone else having #birdapp lag?

Z okazji Światowego Dnia Feministek, cytat wybitnej filozofki i aktywistki:
I’m seeing tons of awesome stuff that’s outside of my usual security firehose on other sites

Day #1 on Mastodon: "Help! Make it look like Twitter! Turn off the confusing advanced web interface!"

Day #4 on Mastodon: "I'm piloting the advanced web interface like Han Solo flies the Millennium Falcon!"

This site has been amazing so far but as someone who works for a #cybersecurity company some of y'all are causing me physical pain.

Please for the love of all things holy, be careful what you are posting on here. Especially companies and brands.

Elon melting down on Twitter because of me and…Valerie Bertinelli. 😂 #FreeKathy is trending on Twitter. 😆😆😆
Hooboy! Elon just tweeted me on Maggie’s Twitter account. @tipitmaggieg on twitter. He tweeted a joke that he stole from literally hundreds of other posters prior to him, putting it out there. The bros are coming for me! 😆She’s irrelevant! I thought carrot top was dead! You know, the usual.
HE’S SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN 😂

Does anyone else have issues getting images to upload on here?

I always get stuck in the processing stage.

#help #tips

The four stages of Mastodon user:
* what’s a Mastodon
* I feel lost and alone how does this work
* oh wow this is actually pretty cool
* I’m an instance admin now