Jonathan Pearce

74 Followers
144 Following
570 Posts
Fallible human. Has opinions. Blocks rude people.
Desires a world where people care about each other.
Musician, theatre-maker, educator, technical geek, cyclist.
Based in Birmingham, UK.
He/Him

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I'm tired boss

@IsItBroke I hadnโ€™t been there since the musk takeover, but had left the account locked and dormant.
I joined twitter during the 2011 riots.
I stopped posting on twitter when the BondVillain took over.
I deleted my account today.

@fesshole

The logical endgame is presumably a large touchscreen whiteboard?

๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ โ›„

I don't post a lot at Christmas
There is just one thing I do
Parody Mariah Carey
Hoping that she doesn't sue.

I just want a little fun
Bring some joy to everyone
Make my wish come true.
Add another stanza, or two.

#SongParody
#AllIWantForChristmas
#JoinIn

@sodslawyer I've definitely had worse days.

Consuming more than posting here, again. So in the interest of contributing something:
Had a lazy morning, went for a walk in the park, tidied and cleaned, cooked a rather lovely meatballs and pasta, and now watching youtube with a homebrew red wine.

Would recommend this day to anyone else looking for a day.

@Tattooed_Mummy There's no shame in having things that make you happy.

Two views today, each rather different but both requiring control.

#percussion #orchestra

@dans Now you will never be in doubt as to the spacing of seat backs to seat fronts for rows of not more than 10 seats!