Jonathan Pearce
Paul McKone🎄 🎁 ⛄
I don't post a lot at Christmas
There is just one thing I do
Parody Mariah Carey
Hoping that she doesn't sue.
I just want a little fun
Bring some joy to everyone
Make my wish come true.
Add another stanza, or two.
I don't care too much for Christmas
Guess you'd say I'm like the Grinch
People call me Ebenezer
'Cause I like to penny-pinch.
I just want to mutter "humbug"
No more Cratchit, Tiny Tim
But those Christmas Ghosts
Overnight made me care for him.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
I don't buy a lot at Christmas
We don't need Black Friday merch
I don't think that we're religious
We don't even go to church.
All I see is people fighting
When they should be candle-lighting
Make the battles cease
All I want for Christmas, is Peace.
Florine
Robot Diver 🌊🌬️🍃🌿🌸🌱🌱🌱Though the world seems genocidal
And things collapse like Romans do
Won't you share a little Yuletide
Rum and eggnog, pâte aux choux?
It seems like this is never ending
Reality requires suspending
For you to make it through.
What the heck's a human to do?
Peter MiddelkoopHey, look! isn't that Chris Rea
In his car heading for home
He can't wait to see those faces
Mirroring in the car's chrome
And Mariah's Christmas song;
Radio plays it whole ride long
What else can he do?
Sing-a-long while driving to you
Mint SpiesWe're all crammed into the car
Driving hours to visit dad,
Jolly tunes upon the radio:
Chris Rea isn't all that bad.
Who knows what there is to eat?
Roasted spuds and tasty meat.
What more could there be?
Save all the leftovers for me!
Paul Bowsher@pdmckone
I don’t want to cook at Christmas
But my wife said that we’d host
Don’t want no stress about the sprouts
I tell you what I’d love the most
I just want some KFC
A pizza or a Maccy D’s
Shove your Christmas food
Ding dong there’s Deliveroo
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