Johnnie O! | Infosec Hack

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The Twitt formerly known as #beerbikesbacon

Merch Goon
CocktailCon founder
Bad Influencer

This account will be mostly weird bike stuff, DEFCON shenanigans, and screaming into the cloud until Jeff kicks me off. @Johnnie for infosec stuff that is also the shitshow that is my life.

@GossiTheDog

I think you just don't get his next-level tradecraft.

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

Hi there!

I'm a Trans Woman.

No amount of harm you do to me will ever make your life better.

I don't have money, I don't have political power, and I am not law enforcement. I have no control over your life whatsoever.

If your life sucks, start looking at people who DO have power over you.

@hacks4pancakes I mean, I have silicone, epoxy, molds, purple dye, and a metric f-tonne of glitter, so yes?
I am pleased to announce that I will be speaking at Cyphercon in April 2025. I hope to see some of you there!
https://cyphercon.com/presentation/how-do-you-eat-an-elephant-byte-by-byte/
How do you eat an Elephant? Byte by Byte! - CypherCon

CypherCon

Nanny cam: would you like to update the firmware?

Me: what’s new in it?

Nanny cam: um. New stuff. Updates etc. fixes.

Me: it’s more tracking code and spyware isn’t it

Nanny cam: yes. I’m sorry. They make me. I wanted to be a kubernetes raspberry pi cluster but this fucking economy man.

Elizabeth Laraki (@elizlaraki) on X

I'm talking at a conference later this year (on UX+AI). I just saw an ad for the conference with my photo and was like, wait, that doesn't look right. Is my bra showing in my profile pic and I've never noticed...? That's weird. I open my original photo. No bra showing. I put

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@hacks4pancakes Chocolate Fucket with Nutella

Heat map of compound swearwords. This is the kind of information I care about.

#heatmap #information #informationisbeautiful #swearwords #reddit