Alice McFlurry 
I want to show up to a local brewery or coffee shop's game night with an elaborate roll out mat, a fancy robe, and a decorative deck of cards just so I can start emphatically explaining how to play something like Go Fish or Uno.
MizFidd@Alice Oh, fucking hell, I would join in on this! Bonus points if you use a mat best suited for a toddler play area.
@MizFidd Well yeah I have to because I need some tracks to see where my toy cars go and I also need something to sop up my apple sauce droppings.
Rockmaster Mike
The Right Irreverend@Alice When I was working at Intel, backgammon was a huge fad, and bunches of tables in the cafeteria had people sitting there playing it. I kept asking my fellow employees if I should bring in Candyland, and we could sit there loudly playing that. Nobody would go along with it.
jonathankoren™@Alice do not call it “Go Fish”. Say it’s European or Japanese. Perhaps you should very snootily use a foreign language translation of “Go Fish”. Over enunciate.
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eestileib (she/hers)@jonathankoren @tankgrrl @Alice
Dia de pesca
Greg Haase@Alice all the serious CCG players use card sleeves when they play, so you just need to find Uno or Go Fish cards that fit in those fancy sleeves. I think this is an awesome and hilarious idea. Do a search for MTG Card Sleeves and you'll see what I mean.
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You are an anime antagonist.
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@Alice i got a cool new game: Monopoly. Promise it won't be boring af.
Heliograph@Alice i would regularly frequent an establishment for that reason 👌
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David Cohen@Alice If you want to be edgier, try turning up with a goldfish in a bowl, a big box of ping pong balls and a floor target, and then ask them if they have a gambling license and allow live-streaming.
Ray McCarthy@Alice
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