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It's mid 70s and I am sitting on the balcony watching planes fly by listening to GY!BE drinking a summer beer. I am a happy darf.
The fact that sandbox companies have not figured out how to take a baseline file activity profile of an OS and dedupe that with the execution files is absolutely mindblowing to me.
@scarlet 🤔 ⁉️
Childish Gambinos Kauai album while I sit in the sun and burn down our triage queue. Truly feels like summer. 🤘
Earlier i did not get snacks at the grocery store, because I'm not supposed to be late night snacking, but now its later and i have no snacks. 
Presenting hardware hacking 101 at nova hackers tonight. Should be a good time 🤘
i think i should become the pope
I feel like I need a sign for when I'm at the coffee shop that says "im friendly, feel free to share the table" because seating is exceptionally limited and I'm a bit grumpy looking 😅
My favorite earbuds broke after 4 years of regular use, so I upgraded to their latest version and I didnt realize how much the difference would be noticeable. The fit, sound quality and noise canceling are all amazing now.