Jernej Simončič �

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I wish all

People posting AI trash to the pixel art hashtag

A very

Fuck you

You know that thing about how men are radically more likely to divorce their wives when they fall ill than women are to divorce their sick husbands? Well, fortunately, it turns out that isn't true. The study has been retracted due to a huge error. https://retractionwatch.com/2015/07/21/to-our-horror-widely-reported-study-suggesting-divorce-is-more-likely-when-wives-fall-ill-gets-axed/
“To our horror”: Widely reported study suggesting divorce is more likely when wives fall ill gets axed

A widely reported finding that the risk of divorce increases when wives fall ill — but not when men do — is invalid, thanks to a short string of mistaken coding that negates the origina…

Retraction Watch
@trochee There's also a lot of conflation that goes on under the umbrella "artificial intelligence".

Over the past couple of years, a lot of software vendors that sell older machine learning tools noticed the hype around large language model sentence generators.

So they've pulped all their marketing collateral around "big data", "predictive analytics", and "the cloud". Suddenly, all the hype for their existing product said "We're AI too"!

A lot of enterprise automation and integration tools basically did the same thing too. "We're AI too!"

Keep in mind these are platforms that people were talking about in conference keynotes I attended around 10 years ago.

Other vendors have shoe-horned LLM sentence generator output as a source for their text entry or image upload fields. Think the email apps that use "AI generated" sentence generator output as a subject line. Or the content management systems that can create a page based on sentence generator output text. "We're AI too!"

Heck, if the Windows 3.1 wizards were being sold today, they'd probably be marketed as "AI agents", even though it's all vanilla procedural code under the hood.

So you end up with four or five very different types of tools that work very differently under the hood all being marketed as "AI".

And then senior managers with no sense of curiosity are treating them all as if they are the same thing. As if these are the magical AIs from sci-fi films.

The now ubiquitous "AI strategy".

To the delight of software vendor salespeople everywhere, senior executives are considering automation/integration software, machine learning/big data tools, as if these tools are all the same thing: The AI characters from sci-fi movies.

Instead of deferring to the IT or data management folks about whether or how, say, ML data analytics tools should be deployed, the edicts are coming down from the boardroom.

Much to the relief of vendors, the pesky questions data scientists might ask of ML/data analytics tools, around data integrity and quality, are no longer being asked. Because the CEO has decided to hire C3PO.

And with large language models, the senior bosses often don't have the experience to distinguish the outcome of work from the plausible-looking output of a sentence generation app.

Add in the conflation with other tools, and there's a vast overestimation about what sentence generation bots like ChatGPT can actually do.

Because to a lay person, the term "AI" refers solely to the sentence generators like ChatGPT.

So when you call your data integration software an AI, in the lay executive's mind, it's the same thing as the sentence generators.

Click to enable Adobe Flesh.

Now you rent your own body monthly.

I actually do need to figure out what I'm going to do with source code for this next project.

1. I'm making a macroassembler so I can make NES and N64 games.
2. The macroassembler is open source, and is going on Codeberg, because I am fucking done with github.
3. However, the games will not be open source. They will be either "look but don't touch" or CC-BY-NC— haven't decided yet— neither of which are allowed licenses on Codeberg.
4. What the fuck do I do? Go crawling back to BitBucket?

Hey Germans, please come up with a word that means "the fear of typing `return` vs `shift-return` because you don't know which inserts newline and which sends the message"

The society we live in doesn't reward ethical behavior or critical thinking skills. It abhors creativity and free thought. The loudest "free speech" evangelists are quick to cozy up to fascists. The "right to bear arms" folks form militias to enact tyranny on defenseless people. It demonizes anyone that doesn't fit the mold and accuses them of heinous acts, often without any evidence.

And some people think I'm supposed to give half a shit about being perceived as "one of the good ones".

@maddad @mls14 @samiamsam Clippy has been gone for more than 20 years…
(also, I really don't get the hate against it – it was easy to disable, and it seemed like a genuinely useful feature for new users)

@samiamsam I have talked to a LOT of people IRL that think AI is some kind of great invention.

I talked to one person about its flaws and he was convinced that it will only get better. The idea being that software always gets better I guess…

I asked him “Is Microsoft Word better now than it was 20 years ago?”

i went to a medical appointment the other day

the doctor asked if he could use AI during the appointment

i said 'no'

he said i was the only one who had refused

pro tip: if what you say to AI is shared with an insurance company, if what you said is not what you said because AI made stuff up, if what you said is revealed in a breach

guess what, your insurance company will use that against you forever and ever

just say no to AI

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Microsoft Teams wants permission to DIAL EMERGENCY SERVICES? I hate customer meetings too but that is not a healthy coping mechanism
(people are telling me that this is because Teams can integrate with voip, and being able to connect you to the right emergency service becomes a legal requirement if that’s enabled. I personally would never dial a phone number again if I could, let alone through Teams)
@0xabad1dea In order to report your house fire, you’ll need to sign in with your Microsoft Account 😛
@0xabad1dea this is android, right?
@jason no (as hinted in the alt text)

@0xabad1dea They moved all our office VOIP phones to Teams a year or so ago and now I'm wondering why I was never asked this myself. Perhaps they already had all the VOIP phone locations on file.

(Your VOIP phone's call history shows up in Teams and I think so does voicemail. You can probably tell how often I use my office phone...)

@cks yes I believe that voip desk phones have to be programmed with a location for this reason. This popup is on a tablet with an operating system that enforces asking permission to use the current-location API that taps into gps; presumably voip desk phones don’t have that.
@cks @0xabad1dea I think that I haven't used 'an office phone' by some reasonable definition for >15Y!
@0xabad1dea oh wow we would not give it that. it could have just about any sort of ML-based dialing thing in there. the consequences of a false positive on that would be serious.
@0xabad1dea "It sounds like you're talking, should I unmute your microphone? You haven't responded, dialing emergency services…"

@0xabad1dea In new functionality, a "swat" button will be added that immediately alerts police to a potential hostage situation at the location of the focused speaker.

Some have criticized that the flyswatter icon on the button isn't self-explanatory.

A Microsoft spokesperson believes this new feature will make meetings a lot more dynamic.

/satire #microfiction

@androcat @0xabad1dea Label the button "7500". Then any pilot, at least, will know what it means.

@0xabad1dea pretty sure that's just straight up a legal requirement in a bunch of jurisdictions, if a thing can make regular telephone calls, it must be able to make emergency calls, and these need to be routed to the correct call center

twilio (the phone API service) also made me give an address for emergency calls when I used it for the dial a toot mastodon client

(idk about combining that with "oh also we'll use location for this other thing", but :shrug:)

@halcy @0xabad1dea This is true and will be the real explanation (i.e., if you dial an emergency number this will ensure it is correctly routed and has the right headers). But the other explanations are more fun.

@0xabad1dea I suspect that’s a collision of “reasonable” expectations.

Organisations are (entirely) replacing their phone service with Microsoft Teams. A bunch of countries have laws requiring “phone like” services to be capable of making emergency calls. Many of those countries require emergency calls via a method without a fixed location (ie not landline) to provide timely location information with the emergency call.

Which mixes poorly with “apps please don’t spy on me” :-/

@0xabad1dea

No, I don't I don't think I will...

@0xabad1dea Reminds me of the time the Teams app triggered an Android bug that broke emergency calls back in 2021: https://www.androidpolice.com/microsoft-teams-911-break-emergency-calls-android-explained/
Here's how Microsoft Teams accidentally broke 911 emergency calls in Android

Esper's Mishaal Rahman walks us through the steps

Android Police
@AlesandroOrtiz @0xabad1dea Makes me wonder if Google got any fines over shit like this, even if well personally I just won't rely on smartphones for telephony anymore, it's just too much of an afterthought.
@0xabad1dea BTW we will use this per Microsoft policy to share your identity with “our partners” who pay us wads
@0xabad1dea And I who thought meetings on Teams was to enable you to have a meeting regardless of your location .......

I would say that's not a good idea.

It might be rat on us to the cops, which wouldn't end well 🤔🤷‍♂️

@0xabad1dea

That grammar is wrong. Hm.

@megatronicthronbanks yes, it’s rather difficult to parse — I think because it’s combining an OS dialogue template with a reason string provided by the application and the resulting combination wasn’t specifically checked.
@0xabad1dea Hello 911? Yeah, this could have been an email. UGH RIGHT?! K thank you...yeah just Fire and Police please.
@0xabad1dea That’s because in case it detects that you’re using Teams willingly, it automatically calls for someone to come and check your fever.
@0xabad1dea MS product management looking at their competitors’ ability to call the fbi
@0xabad1dea
My answer to that one is NO
@0xabad1dea Maybe when it hears a participant talk too much BS it suspects that they have a stroke and calls an ambulance?

@0xabad1dea What even the actual-

Like seriously, what the actual

Microsoft has lost their everloving minds. This and their craziness over Recall despite literally everyone being against it just shows that the people in charge are all on mushrooms and their brain cells are pretty much completely eaten by the fungal spores.

abadidea (@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)

(people are telling me that this is because Teams can integrate with voip, and being able to connect you to the right emergency service becomes a legal requirement if that’s enabled. I personally would never dial a phone number again if I could, let alone through Teams)

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