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Dr Jamiebear’s alt 5d ago

Been watching BBC-1's "Ambulance". Couldn't help but notice this paramedic's Sepura SC20 TETRA radio.

Dr Jamiebear’s alt Mar 19

Girl on the Net Mar 19

Want to feel old? "Girl" on the Net is now 42.

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Dr Jamiebear’s alt Jan 31

Girl on the Net Jan 31

"I invited him in – saying “yes please, sir” and watching his dick spasm twice at my words. Then I started to teach him how to Dom my brains out."

Incredible #kinky guest blog by @jamiebear from this time last year. A masterclass in teaching a newbie how to dom. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/guiding-new-dominant/

Guest blog: Guiding a new Dom in how to fuck me | Jamie

We've all been first-timers at some point, and in this guest blog submissive Jamie explains how he guided a new Dom in the art of kinky fucking.

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Dr Jamiebear’s alt Jan 18

RE: https://woof.group/@jamiebear/115906760979185536

Husband came home from work after I'd got back in.

Chris: “HELLO! (hello) ((hello)) (((hello)))”

Me: Really? You’re opening with a “gaping chasm” joke?

Chris: *looks smug*

Dr Jamiebear’s alt Jan 16

There was a Ukrainian guy at the bathhouse who was the spitting image of Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV. Alas, he was a bottom, just like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV.

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Dr Jamiebear’s alt Jan 16

I deliberately stopped at 5 just to make this joke.

Dr Jamiebear’s alt Jan 16

Having had Five Guys, it’s now home for pizza. #bathhouselife

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Dr Jamiebear’s alt Dec 5

Come my revolution, full wall mirrors will be banned unless there’s both written and audio warnings nearby.

Dr Jamiebear’s alt Dec 5

Me, in a dark corridor of the bathhouse and no glasses: “Ooh, that dumpy old guy with the big dick looks my type.” I smiled at him, he smiled too. We continued to walk towards each other.

You can supply the punchline for yourselves.

Dr Jamiebear’s alt Dec 1

Fesshole 🧻Dec 1

Once a month or so on social media I post a selfie at an indoor climbing wall and pretend it's my hobby. I don't actually do climbing at all, but I do do a lot of kinky sex and it makes for a convenient explanation for the bruises and marks left by the restraints on my wrists

Me	49, he/him, Welsh, live on Merseyside, married to @kiffr
Into	being fucked, tied up, giving oral, uniforms, being caned, older men
SFW profile	@thisisrjg
Notes	Sex work is work. Trans rights are human rights. Black Lives Matter.