Me, in a dark corridor of the bathhouse and no glasses: “Ooh, that dumpy old guy with the big dick looks my type.” I smiled at him, he smiled too. We continued to walk towards each other.

You can supply the punchline for yourselves.

Come my revolution, full wall mirrors will be banned unless there’s both written and audio warnings nearby.
@jamiebear I went to a sauna and it had a steam room, glasses are not the best for these and the dark. Mirror guy sounds cute though 😜