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@girlonthenet Happy Birthday! 42 is the best age, Iβ€˜ll switch over to 43 soon unfortunately.
@girlonthenet "Girl on the Net β€“ The Answer to Sex, the Universe, and Everythingβ„’"

@girlonthenet this is a super age to be! Answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything :)

Happy birthday, I hope you have a fantastic day with lots of cake and other lovely stuff xx

@GoingDownWithSundial @girlonthenet Awesome Hitchhikers reference. Kicking myself I didn't think of that! X
@Jaimieserotica so long as you're one of those hoopy froods who knows where your towel is, you're good :)
@GoingDownWithSundial I wanted to be Trillian... None of my friends at school circa 2004 when I read it had a clue what I was talking about. Classic!
@GoingDownWithSundial It was, in fact, 2005 I read it (just checked) The film was coming out and my dad said I should read the book as it was his favourite at school. Need to read it again!
Anyway, we've gone off at a complete tangent!!
@Jaimieserotica @GoingDownWithSundial ye gads. I got old. Read this in the early eighties. Followed the series as they came out and made sure all the kids had copies. Glad you young guns still enjoy the classics!
@cazfan hah I'm not so young, it was late 80s for me and I was 12 already ! ;)
@girlonthenet Wishing you many happy returns of the day, you old thing...
@girlonthenet gosh... i remember 42... just about. 😭
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! πŸŽ‰

@girlonthenet Happy birthday to you, etc etc

I hope you have a lovely day and a filthy evening!

@girlonthenet happy birthday, fellow best-birthday-month haver! may this year be better than the last and just one of many to come
@girlonthenet happy birthday lovely! Swing by when you want your gift πŸ˜€
@NotTheLBCGuy omg don't give me a gift 😭 πŸ˜‚ But thanks for the birthday wishes. I am spending the day packing and panicking =)
@girlonthenet it’s just a little thing we picked up in Paris for you, no need to panic πŸ˜€
@girlonthenet Happy birthday, may you find meaning in life today!

@girlonthenet That's only 22 if you count in base 5!

Hope today's amazing <3

@girlonthenet happy birthday! Even if it is packed with packing, feel free to be happy about another lap around the sun. Wishing you many more, as vanilla or kinky as you want.
@girlonthenet Happy birthday! Hope your day goes tremendously.
@girlonthenet HAPPY BIRTHDAY! πŸ₯³
@girlonthenet Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a brilliant day. The best is yet to come Queen. Jxxx
@girlonthenet Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I’m catching up to you in a couple of months! πŸ˜…
@RinaVolpina I’ll roll out the red carpet up here at 42 for ya!
@girlonthenet Happy Birthday πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚πŸ₯‚ from someone who wishes he was only that 'old' - hope you have a most excellent day!
@girlonthenet Many happy returns! Hope you have a corker of a day. πŸ₯³
@girlonthenet Happy Happy Birthday Birthday!

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Happy Birthday
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@girlonthenet Have a very happy birthday. I hope you are showered with all the happiness and more your work has brought to so many.

@girlonthenet Yay, I share a birthday with GotN! Although I'm 14 years older 🫣

Happy Birthday! Lovely day for it 🌞

@Fonant beautiful day for it! Happy birthday to you! ❀️
@girlonthenet Happy birthday. You're wonderful and such a joy. Have a lovely day.
@girlonthenet Happy birthday! πŸŽ‚
@girlonthenet happy birthday! I knew you weren't far off my age but didn't realise it was so close. Go make 42 even more awesome than it already was!

@girlonthenet happy birthday πŸŽ‚ πŸ₯³ πŸŽ‰

(Also: been there, done that. For some reason still withoutadult supervision)

@girlonthenet That’s the age my gorgeous D was when we met! A wonderful age to be, so young still, with the wisdom to know what you want (and don’t want) from life. Have a great one!
@girlonthenet Happy birthday mate.
@girlonthenet happy birthday! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰