Parody Minister of Lobsters

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New here, you can find me on twitter under the same name

Data Engineer, home gardener, voting to save Victoria's native forests in the coming state election #hawthornvotes

#AustralianBirds #ownpic #parrotoftheday took this picture of an Australian King Parrot just a few minutes ago

With each new surge of Mastodon users, I feel the need to point out:

1. Welcome!

2. There is a learning curve here, but most people find it short and not very steep. Play around, explore. You'll get it.

3. Lots of people are willing to help.

4. Yes, it's different than Twitter. Sometimes in good ways, sometimes not. But you'll figure it out.

5. With surges especially, things sometimes get slow/glitchy, but they usually get fixed pretty quick.

Be patient.

Calls for tougher regulations as Queensland records highest rate of land clearing in country

Conservation groups warn not enough is being done to protect ecosystems as state government data shows more than 400,000ha of land was cleared in 2019-20

The Guardian

New OA science hot off the press!πŸ“’

Lead by @thamicroeser from RMIT's ICON Science, here's a novel, interdisciplinary assessment of the potential urban biodiversity & sustainability gains when we convert street parking into spaces for people & nature.
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https://www.nature.com/articles/s42949-022-00073-x

Finding space for nature in cities: the considerable potential of redundant car parking - npj Urban Sustainability

Nature-based solutions (NBS) are recognised as a means to address challenges such as heatwaves, flooding and biodiversity loss. Delivering these benefits at scale will require large areas of scarce urban land to be converted into green space. Here we show an approach by which cities can make substantial progress towards their sustainability targets using NBS, by converting redundant street parking into biodiverse green space. We demonstrate that up to half of street parking in our case study municipality (The City of Melbourne) could be accommodated in garages within 200 m, freeing up large areas for greening. Our modelling projects significant benefits in terms of tree canopy over, stormwater and ecological connectivity. These would represent strong progress towards a number of the city’s ambitious NBS targets. As many cities allocate extensive areas to both street parking and off-street garages, this approach to freeing up space for nature in cities is widely applicable.

Nature

Everyone wants a greener city, but where do we find the space for all those new trees?

We've just published new research that shows how to do exactly that. It's actually pretty simple: park your car in a garage!

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/push-to-convert-thousands-of-cbd-parking-spots-into-green-space-20221129-p5c265.html

Push to convert thousands of CBD parking spots into green space

Researchers say replacing asphalt with trees would bring people back to the city and kick-start its post-COVID recovery.

The Age

If walking costs you $1, we all pay $0.01. If biking costs you $1, we all pay $0.08. If bussing costs you $1, we all pay $1.50. If driving costs you $1, we all pay $9.20. Via @thediscourse study.

This isn’t just about choice. It’s about who pays for your choice.

#citymakingmath #walking #bikes #cities #publictransit #transportatio #economics #urbanism #cityplanning #mobility

Cockatoo caught on video dropping pot plants from Melbourne apartment, council warns residents

He's just having a laugh

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-30/cockatoo-video-dropping-pot-plants-melbourne/101710478

Cockatoo caught on video dropping pot plants from Melbourne apartment, council warns residents

Footage of a cockatoo dropping pot plants from an apartment building's balcony has one expert labelling it "bizarre and fascinating" behaviour.

ABC News

Twitter has quietly changed their policies to allow COVID-19 misinformation. This change will literally kill people.

https://transparency.twitter.com/en/reports/covid19.html#2021-jul-dec

#COVID #COVID19 #PublicHealth #Scicomm

COVID-19 - Twitter Transparency Center

Woodside is preparing to start seismic blasting the ocean floor for the Scarborough Gas Project. This is the first step to destroying Western Australia's whale population, and it is the the final step in the wrong direction. After this how are we supposed to survive the already imminent threat of climate change. Democracy has failed me as a young person, it cannot possibly even be democracy with how much influence corporations have on legislation and policies. My voice is not loud enough, a thousand voices are not loud enough. I want to be heard so I can have a future. #iwantavoice #democracy #climatechange

Push to convert thousands of Melbourne CBD parking spots into green space!

The benefits to come out of this include reducing the heat island effect, allowing rainwater to be better soaked up for floodwater management, and more green space will attractive to everyone in general

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/push-to-convert-thousands-of-cbd-parking-spots-into-green-space-20221129-p5c265.html

Push to convert thousands of CBD parking spots into green space

Researchers say replacing asphalt with trees would bring people back to the city and kick-start its post-COVID recovery.

The Age