I dropped my kids off at a tech camp and the owner said I was such a good mom so I asked for his email and sent him a nude.
Sheri Field
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Musician mama of a trio. Treading water and taking names. https://linktr.ee/shevinmusic
Candy ElliottI put my phone above my husband’s face to see if he was sleeping and I accidentally dropped it on him. I felt so bad that I only laughed for 1 minute tops.
Lil Bit 
My 5yo now goes by "Elf Baby Jones." She's probably going to release a holiday blues album soon.
That Mom Tho 
im a fucken delight but you wouldn’t know it because im so tired and irritable all the time
Shawn King
MidgeI can type 40 words per minute except when entering a password then it’s like I’m defusing a bomb
I don’t want to brag but I just baked prepackaged cookies for my kids. Just call me Betty Crock of shit.
Stone[ walking down the soap and detergent aisle at the store ]
14: it smells like chores in here
My 8 year old told me a boy proposed at school and she accepted and honestly this will be her second marriage so I told her she’s going to get a reputation.