That Mom Tho 

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322 Followers
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Lady who laughs at just about anything. Aspiring author, freelance writer, foodie (if it’s edible I’ll eat it). Part of the #twittermigration
Websitewww.mommingonfumes.com
That Mom Tho Dec 6, 2022
☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️Dec 6, 2022

HER: Would you love me if I was a worm?

ME, WHO IS A FISH: Yes

That Mom Tho Dec 6, 2022
im a fucken delight but you wouldn’t know it because im so tired and irritable all the time
That Mom Tho Nov 28, 2022
Smooheed Nov 28, 2022

Trying to dress toddlers is a little like attempting to put pants on a jelly fish

#smoo

That Mom Tho Nov 27, 2022
cap’n watsisnameNov 24, 2022
This year we’re trying a Tofrockon, which is a tofurkey inside a suitcase full of rocks inside the Hudson River.
That Mom Tho Nov 27, 2022
and the potato masher was returned to the drawer, to cause another years worth of cursing after its one day of use
That Mom Tho Nov 21, 2022
Reduxed To TearsNov 19, 2022
I hope this email finds your well
That Mom Tho Nov 21, 2022
Jason Not Evil Nov 21, 2022
I know you guys might not be sports fans, but this world cup is crazy. The US is playing against whales tomorrow.
That Mom Tho Nov 21, 2022
Mr HorseNov 21, 2022
Elon's a sped
He let back the Don
Twitter's about ded
Live on Mastodon
That Mom Tho Nov 21, 2022
lovablenerdNov 20, 2022
I hope that people are not going to bring the weird rules and bylaws (follow rates and only liking and retweeting certain people) of joke twitter over here to try to create some elitism. Let’s matt that die on twitter pls
That Mom Tho Nov 21, 2022
my only goal in life now is to stay awake long enough to eat the good snacks after my kids have gone to bed