Candy ElliottI put my phone above my husband’s face to see if he was sleeping and I accidentally dropped it on him. I felt so bad that I only laughed for 1 minute tops.
Andy F@sixfootcandy if you'd been filming at the time, you could have relived that minute for a lifetime.
@shork I’m so disappointed in myself 😂
ANEWdawn 
Old Scientist 👨🔬⚗️🔬🦠💥@sixfootcandy @JustMeTurtle For reasons unclear to me, my wife thought your toot was hysterical…
Locksmith@lzyontz @sixfootcandy @JustMeTurtle hmm. Best to sleep with your head sideways and with a pillow on the middle for the time being.
EmoluMental@sixfootcandy
I audiptaped my husband's snoring and accidentally forwarded it to my neighbor's HVAC guy.
I audiptaped my husband's snoring and accidentally forwarded it to my neighbor's HVAC guy.
@BidingMyThyme @sixfootcandy I have questions.
Raw Toast@sixfootcandy username checks out
Raphael Savir@sixfootcandy This reads just like my wife. Definitely a wife conspiracy.