IRIS "morbid doodling" JAY

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Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022
lemme sleep on this and reassess tomorrow with a cooler head. just… wow. fuckin wow, y’all
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022
Giving Viola the NAME Bayonetta doesn’t even make any sense. Cereza is called that because she uses her GUNS to MELEE people!!! That’s the… the fucking… god this game is actively killing my brain just thinking about it, idk if I’ve been this annoyed about a video game since Bioshock Infinite
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022
ALSO: man, how do you manage to make a Bayonetta game this straight, sexless and devoid of angel murder? Why does Luka have “repressed fairy genetics” in this one? Why does Rodan only have a teeny tiny bit part? Nothing in this game makes any SENSE
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022
“wow we’re handing it off to the next generation! sad that Cereza had to die but makes you think…” bitch, this is the woman who personally killed TWO Supreme Cosmic Beings and has been slaying angels for five hundred years so she can wake up with perfect skin and the ability to walk around all day in heels. do NOT tell me she finally gets merked by some rando fucking nerd
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022

This game had moments. It’s got some great weapons. The demon integration is real neat, the regular fights are fun, and I genuinely liked learning how to play as Viola.

But

holy fucking *hell*, modern PlatinumGames does *not* understand why the first two Bayonettas were cool. it’s like they sucked all the high camp out of the game and replaced it with dreary Marvel movie bullshit

IRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 6, 2022
I can’t believe the ending of this game made me say “oh, it’s just girl Dante” in a DISAPPOINTED way.
IRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 5, 2022
Brandon "Dreg Mangler" KirkmanNov 5, 2022

I guess it’s time for a proper #introduction:

Since the dawn of time as oozing pits of pre-life boiled over the earth’s surface to let organisms evolve and commit bloodshed to survive, I have wandered the lands to cast a shadow of pure madness and dread so that any creature that crosses it will know that chaos is more ancient than life itself and the only true future of life is entropy

Also a fan of #tokusatsu, #kaiju, #kamenrider, #mecha and the #occult. I’m a pretty fun and flirty follow

IRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 5, 2022
what with the new influx of users and subsequent site lag, I’m thinking about finally switching off of mastodon.social. fuckin wild, I know! what are the hot instances right now, who’s got the hookups
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 5, 2022
@junebug it’s not gonna happen and honestly I kind of HOPE it doesn’t at this point. we tried to make Masto the future and it didn’t work out, leave us the hell alone on our little rec room website
Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 5, 2022
@misoks She Is Risen