You can make your own protein bars from liquids and powders found in your home
Help! My YouTube Algorithm Keeps Autoplaying Geostorm (2018)!
I’m a big hit on Turkish design LinkedIn
Restrained myself from asking him if he wanted to compare thigh circumference. My dude, you got those tiny stick-ass old man legs. You have nothing on these hams
Gym achievement: successfully impressed a 60-something man by being able to leg press more weight than him
Me, after making the wettest sandwich you could possibly imagine: “Why do they make SANDWICHES so WET these days”
Why lateral raise hurty arm so much
I’m using unemployment as an opportunity to get swole. No one can fire a designer with absolutely insane lats
I'm so chia-pilled rn. Chia seeds rule so much. Eat 'em crunchy. Eat 'em soft. Eat 'em hours later when you're still sucking them out from between your teeth!