Innocent Loverboy

@innocentlb
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Boy with a sex blog, basically. Sex with a blog boy, possibly. "Sexy Goth, Bobi Law!", anagrammatically.
PronounsHe / Him
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I'm not even sure if this is enough praise.

https://innocentlb.com/2026/06/16/uber/

I've definitely been to Oovoo Javer - Innocent Loverboy

Who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had? Wrong answer. ILB has had the hottest Uber driver, and possibly being, in the entire universe.

Innocent Loverboy
Cunt is an understatement.
@lety I love many things about you but I think your ALT texts are one of the best things!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/116716482464427153

The 12:25 to Liverpool Street has a very long middle name too:

"Calling at... Enfield Town, Bush Hill Park, Edmonton Green, Silver Street, White Hart Lane, Bruce Grove, Seven Sisters, Stamford Hill..."

Sensitive Content Warning

I may be alone in this but I genuinely don't think the world needs another Ocarina of Time rehash. Yes, it's very pretty, but after the original, the version for GameCube and the 3DS port I'm no longer interested in the exact same game!
@robyneatseverything 10. Just a bit?
"Here, Dad. I heard Brooklyn Beckham is named after the place he was conceived."
"That's right, son."
"Is that what happened with my sister Alley and my brother Cliff?"
"Now why would you say that, The 12:25 to Liverpool Street?"
Soft Porn Sunday: Mia Zottoli & Eddie Jay - Innocent Loverboy

The almost-impossible-to-find white whale that is 1999's Dungeon of Desire, and a new definition of what it is to be royally fucked.

Innocent Loverboy

I had a lovely dream that President Trump had committed some sort of crime and social media was waiting for him to be arrested. Obama had voiced his concern and that's what tipped the police off.

Bit annoyed that it was only a dream, though.