Innocent Loverboy

@innocentlb
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Boy with a sex blog, basically. Sex with a blog boy, possibly. "Sexy Goth, Bobi Law!", anagrammatically.
PronounsHe / Him
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Innocent Loverboy2d ago
Martinus Hoevenaar3d ago
Cunt is an understatement.
Innocent Loverboy6d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/116716482464427153

The 12:25 to Liverpool Street has a very long middle name too:

"Calling at... Enfield Town, Bush Hill Park, Edmonton Green, Silver Street, White Hart Lane, Bruce Grove, Seven Sisters, Stamford Hill..."

Innocent Loverboy6d ago
I may be alone in this but I genuinely don't think the world needs another Ocarina of Time rehash. Yes, it's very pretty, but after the original, the version for GameCube and the 3DS port I'm no longer interested in the exact same game!
Innocent LoverboyJun 8
"Here, Dad. I heard Brooklyn Beckham is named after the place he was conceived."
"That's right, son."
"Is that what happened with my sister Alley and my brother Cliff?"
"Now why would you say that, The 12:25 to Liverpool Street?"
Innocent LoverboyJun 7

Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton!

https://innocentlb.com/2026/06/07/sps-dungeon-of-desire/

#softpornsunday

Soft Porn Sunday: Mia Zottoli & Eddie Jay - Innocent Loverboy

The almost-impossible-to-find white whale that is 1999's Dungeon of Desire, and a new definition of what it is to be royally fucked.

Innocent Loverboy
Innocent LoverboyJun 7

I had a lovely dream that President Trump had committed some sort of crime and social media was waiting for him to be arrested. Obama had voiced his concern and that's what tipped the police off.

Bit annoyed that it was only a dream, though.

Innocent LoverboyJun 4

RE: https://mastodon.social/@robyneatseverything/116692712691580447

Going to Oxford for a shag was by far the best bit of my life between 2008 and 2010 ❤️

Innocent LoverboyJun 4
Girl on the NetJun 4

Usually today is new guest blog day, but instead you're getting a guest blog from... me. The 'me' that exists when I'm not being a sex blogger.

Here's a very long and incredibly meandering blog post about my recent Big Bike Trip - the route, the kit, some tips, accommodation, costs and a selection of my favourite cycle paths.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/how-to-cycle-london-to-budapest/

Innocent LoverboyMay 31

It's good to be the king.

(Andromina: The Pleasure Planet)

#spq

Innocent LoverboyMay 30

@Canageek I have just noticed you are here...

I think I know you, but I'm not sure HOW!

This is going to bug me...!