Innocent Loverboy

@innocentlb
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Boy with a sex blog, basically. Sex with a blog boy, possibly. "Sexy Goth, Bobi Law!", anagrammatically.
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So, erm, yeah, it may have taken me about 4 bzillion years to get here, but I AM here and I cannot WAIT to see #James. 💮

@alice Before the BBC made Junior Mastermind, my London borough trialled the format in a big library. My parents entered me and I came second.

I would have come first, but I had the same amount of points as someone else and she got the tiebreak question. I got a £15 book token and special mention in school for my troubles.

#TellAlice

Alone for the next few days as my OH is going away to do an event. I genuinely have no idea what to do with myself.
So I went to see the Mario movie, I had pizza and now I'm following the results of the Hungarian elections, so basically it's a good day. ♥️
Well over 700 miles now and a quick update on my feelings about cycling: I fucking hate it.
Anyway sorry for moaning, I am having an incredible time. My puncture-proof tyres are holding up and my thighs could crush a man’s rib cage. Now I’m going to find an Italian restaurant and give them all of my money in exchange for as much wine and lasagne as I can fit in this bruised-up body.
I am non-ironically enjoying the triple love-in that's happening between @GoingDownWithSundial, @nymphostimtoy and @Jaimieserotica right now. It's so complimentary and heartfelt. ❤️
"Up! Down! No loser," headless Russian claims, unconvincingly (11)
Although the Tsar did not survive, one daughter may be still alive!
Vagina satsuma.