Innocent Loverboy

@innocentlb
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Boy with a sex blog, basically. Sex with a blog boy, possibly. "Sexy Bob law? Hog it!", anagrammatically.
PronounsHe / Him
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Twitter@innocentlb
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Woke up with at least three bits of my body completely fucked, so plan for today was to cycle half the journey then hop on a train. But the ride was so nice and I got so lost that the only option now is to ride all the way. There is a hole in my leggings and both of my knees are angry, but I just demolished a massive schnitzel and two cokes so let’s fucking go.
Came all this way, but found the love of my life so totally worth it.
Oh yeah also I started my trip. I’m on it now. If you’re a Patreon I’ll update you soon. It’s been fun. I’m on day 2 of 40ish. I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing but already got to meet someone nice who I know off the internet 🤘
Got you some flowers, cos I love you.

Sad content is good content.

https://innocentlb.com/2026/03/23/also-ran/

It's content, at the very least.

Being told we're also-rans does not make us Joseph fans - Innocent Loverboy

It's been fifteen years and ILB's brain is still telling him he was an also-ran in his ex's much more interesting life.

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...you would think I would deserve more of a mention than an also-ran as part of a list.

I know this was just a dream... but I dream about my ex a lot; none of those dreams are happy ones, and they feed into my personal and professional (and hobbyist) lives too, where I often feel like little more than a footnote.

I'm probably not going to actually break into her house to breathe in her scent in the middle of the night and then mine that for blog content, but still.

Help?

[2/2]

Hello.

Last night I had a dream about my ex writing an epic poem about all her exes (and her husband) without mentioning me.

There was an accompanying text explanation which did give me a cursory mention, but it was more like "...was good timing, as with x and [me] and y..."

My ex isn't in my life any more and she has Completely Moved On™ with hers.

But I put that girl's shattered heart back together with almost three years of intense love, trust, patience and passionate sex... [1/2]

Okay, so, yeah, this may be horrible, but it's my birthday and it spoke to me on a deep spiritual level, so...

Americans will use anything but the #metric system

#smol #caturday #caturdayeveryday

This is genuinely what my most frequent daydreams are about.

https://innocentlb.com/2026/03/12/spotlight/

ILB's Fantasies: Spotlight - Innocent Loverboy

One of ILB's fantasies - and a relatively recent one. ILB's posts spotlighted by ILB himself, also in the spotlight.

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