@robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #EatingDisorder. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

Hello my loves 👋 I’m sorry I haven’t been around much - my life looks a bit different recently and I’m figuring it all out right now. Kbyeeeee ❤️

Finally met a cis guy who gives 10/10 head đź’Ą

And we’re guaranteed a second meet because he left his jacket in my hotel room 💅

Actually nothing, I did really well, go me
I’m about to shave a bit of my own head, what could go wrong

It’s like he watched Sex And The City once and thought it was an instruction manual

INSANE

My friend just got broken up with by a 40 YEAR OLD MAN who LEFT A NOTE in her living room that read “YOU LEFT LONG BEFORE I DID” and I am hysterical because men are INSANE

I thought I was broken before, but the photo of the tiny child in a blue hat being kidnapped by ICE has simply finished me

FUCK ICE, FUCK TRUMP, FUCK FASCISM

Convinced the coil is effective contraception solely because once you’ve had it fitted, you never want a dick inside you ever again.
It’s true though, fat is an excellent insulator in the colder months

Random girl in the pub: “Being skinny is horrible in winter, I get so cold all the time. Look at you though, you must be warm, it’s like you’ve got extra layers”

Me: *deathstare*