Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton!
Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton!
I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't.
The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.
https://innocentlb.com/2026/02/15/sps-danielle-petty-ron-jeremy/
Kim gets her redemption arc.
https://innocentlb.com/2025/11/23/sps-kim-yates-brucio-dluria/
Well, maybe I don't want to be found!
(Virgins of Sherwood Forest)
and...
Tell me
More than two weeks
Track your number down...
https://innocentlb.com/2025/05/11/sps-michelle-maylene-moulton/
I aM a PRoFeSSioNaL PeRSoN aND i aM GoNNa HaVe SeX!!!
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, Aberdeen must die.
I swear those are the lyrics.
I need to come up with a reason for doing this other than "Beach Babes from Beyond isn't ready yet", but...
https://innocentlb.com/2024/09/15/sps-laura-gemser-paul-thomas/
Love comes in all types of exchanges
So, baby, am I close to the edge?