The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.

https://innocentlb.com/2026/02/15/sps-danielle-petty-ron-jeremy/

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Kim gets her redemption arc.

https://innocentlb.com/2025/11/23/sps-kim-yates-brucio-dluria/

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Well, maybe I don't want to be found!

(Virgins of Sherwood Forest)

#spq

and...

https://innocentlb.com/2025/07/27/sps-vosf-1/

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Tell me
More than two weeks
Track your number down...

https://innocentlb.com/2025/05/11/sps-michelle-maylene-moulton/

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I aM a PRoFeSSioNaL PeRSoN aND i aM GoNNa HaVe SeX!!!

https://innocentlb.com/2025/03/09/sps-pleasureville/

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I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, da ba dee, da ba dai, Aberdeen must die.

I swear those are the lyrics.

https://innocentlb.com/2024/09/29/sps-beach-babes-beyond/

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I need to come up with a reason for doing this other than "Beach Babes from Beyond isn't ready yet", but...

https://innocentlb.com/2024/09/15/sps-laura-gemser-paul-thomas/

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Love comes in all types of exchanges
So, baby, am I close to the edge?

https://innocentlb.com/2024/06/16/sps-love-exchange/

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"Oh!" (Hot Line: Where Were We?) #spq

https://innocentlb.com/2024/04/14/soft-porn-sunday-hot-line/

"Hmm!"

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Not the one by Frank Capra from 1931.

https://innocentlb.com/2024/03/03/sps-platinum-blonde/

But then you didn't think it would be, did you?

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