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Innocent Loverboy

@innocentlb

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Boy with a sex blog, basically. Sex with a blog boy, possibly. "Sexy Bob law? Hog it!", anagrammatically.

Okay, so, yeah, this may be horrible, but it's my birthday and it spoke to me on a deep spiritual level, so...

The thing I struggled most with is trying to find synonyms for penis which didn't make me want to crawl under my desk and die.

LOOK! IT'S SO PRETTY!!! #VirtualBoy

The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...

That's the badger!

On questions, answers, love and life, and why we should stop asking ILB's least favourite: "if you have to ask, you'll never know."

Innocent Loverboy

Antarctica's got nothing on THIS.

This is Molly (no, another one), who is having her first Christmas with our family. Everybody wants to be a cat.

My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, Rori and @Mollysdailykiss list back in the day!

Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.

Kim gets her redemption arc.

ILB isn't even sure if he knows anyone called Kim. He used to, but not right now. In any case, here's a Soft Porn Sunday post.

Innocent Loverboy

I think I'm going to cry...