Jenny Doesnt Know

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Migrated from twitter.
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. 
She/her-BLM-Prochoice-Pride

Header is one of my favorite sketches from Kids in the Hall (Hotel La Rut)
They should use real bears in the Charmin commercials
🎶 Get out of my dreams
Get into the trunk of my car
It’s ok gas tank, I’m pretty empty inside too.
You gotta fight for your right to cancel plans and fall asleep on the couch
I slept so long that the monster underneath my bed got worried
If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.
I eat devilled eggs like fancy rich people eat oysters.
Do they still do chalk outlines for dead bodies, or is it all dry-erase now?
I can buy myself potatoes
Discarded Furbies have built underground cities below various junkyards where they can scream at each other all night in peace.