Ugh. Which channel should I be moving to?
Iโm more of a cheap drunk.
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Iโm not much of a girly girl.
Iโm more of a cheap drunk.
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Iโm more of a cheap drunk.
โจVoilร : https://justmytoots.com/CorduroyNeglig[email protected]
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Pinot EvilI have a pain in my chesht.
~ Sean Coronary.
๐ฑ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐The first rule of Swim Club is donโt talk about Swim Club for at least 30 minutes after eating.
bacon popsicle ๐[making small talk on a blind date]
her: so, how did you get here?
him: well, when a man loves a woman very much, his pee pee gets harโ yโknow what, this is really basic stuff, it doesnโt bode well for the rest of the date if you donโt know this
her:
him:
her:
him: um, uber?
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Watching the sun rise while drinking coffee after morning sex, feeling mildly stoned and enormously grateful.
Princess of Whales 
I'm all for killing with kindness as long as people actually die
Wilde ThingyThe thing I miss most about being a child is getting praise for cleaning up my own mess.
SirEviscerate 
I wonder when the gummy is supposed to kick in, I wondered, dipping a microwaved cheese roll-up into vanilla pudding, the best thing I've ever tasted