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He'd never realized that, deep down inside, what he really wanted to do was make things go splat.
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something nasty waiting at the far end.
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
I❤KITTENSIch stelle von Jahr zu Jahr einen zunehmenden Mangel an Froods, die wissen, wo ihr Handtuch ist, fest.
#HappyTowelDay #DontPanic #SpeakHisName #DouglasAdams
#HappyTowelDay #DontPanic #SpeakHisName #DouglasAdams
Ursa
ghostdancergood #tzag and strong #coffee dear fedizens happy #geekprideday (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Pride_Day ), i expect you all know where your towel is (https://www.towelday.org/) and wear some lilacs to remember the glorious revolution (https://wiki.lspace.org/Glorious_Revolution) .
#towelday #speakhisname
#towelday #speakhisname
nak“Overhead, a lilac tree was in bloom. [Vimes] stared. Damn! Damn! Damn! Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish.” -Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
#WearTheLilac #Glorious25thOfMay #GNUTerryPratchett #SpeakHisName
#WearTheLilac #Glorious25thOfMay #GNUTerryPratchett #SpeakHisName
Neil"Serve 'em right for not inviting me to their weddings."
Ridcully contemplates the Trousers of Time
Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
In Search of a Better WorldYes, and Vimes admits it himself. It is why he sends his younger self away in #Nightwatch. He admits the excuse of "because it is me doing it" is a weak one. He admits that part of what he is doing looks and feels like it is torture even if he thinks it isn't. Spoiler: He's wrong. Threatening torture, and implying torture, are still classed as a form of torture.
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant