She'd even given herself a middle initial - X - which stood for "someone who has a cool and exciting middle name".

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

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"Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]"

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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By and large, the only skill the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork had discovered so far was the ability to turn gold into less gold.

Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES *DO* PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

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Azhural raised his staff. "It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork," he said. "We've got three hundred and sixty-three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing... we're wearing... sort of things, like glass, only dark... dark glass things on our eyes..."

Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. *I* TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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Perdita thought that not obeying rules was somehow *cool*. Agnes thought that rules like "Don't fall into this huge pit of spikes" were there for a purpose.

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

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