@fesshole You think the new owner didn't unpair you as soon as they bought it? Big ego, you got yourself there. What a waste of your own time.

@CppGuy @anon_opin EXACTLY!!!

@anon_opin Hey - you are dismissing us lazy bastards. We are legion, so don't underestimate our ability to get someone else to do stuff for us.

@fesshole She's fucking someone else because you drink porridge. That seems reasonable.

@fesshole I can't help but think you'll be disappointed with your efforts.

@fesshole But only... "slightly"? 😩

@fesshole I hate it when the sat nav says to go south, or west, or any other damn cardinal or ordinal point. How the fuck am I supposed to know without a damn compass???

@jyrgenn @anon_opin That's a very fair point. By sheer coincidence, I tried a neat gin yesterday that was really nice! 😂 It pretty much applies to all spirits, doesn't it? When I was young, I thought I hated whiskey. Turns out I hate crap whiskey. 😂

@anon_opin I like gin. Or rather I like the 10% gin to 90% tonic ratio that seems to be the norm. Nobody drinks neat gin for pleasure.