@knapjack @futurebird Why not? Looks like they can pay rent.

@rbreich A young man's first mustache is almost always a triumph of hope over reality

@overholt Jose Canseco to Jose Bottleseco to JoseDraftseco. Triple play.

@mardigroan Friday afternoon.

@fesshole How could someone write this and not share the volume? You know, for comparison purposes.

@Pepijn I would never sit on a horse that hadn't started it by sitting on me first. So far, the horses and me a cool with each other. So, no.

@Richard_Littler I have never found it necessary to be dragged around a field by a rabid bull.

@overholt OK, but how was he to know she was going to crash the car?

@cstross But why would someone put a stuffed fantod under glass?