STOP PRESS:

NEW MANUSCRIPT DELIVERED TO AGENT

ENGAGE "Mr Earbrass" MODE

ZZZZZZZzz …

DIVIDE BY CHEESE ERROR

@cstross Friday afternoon yeet, have a good weekend… :)

@cstross

HUZZAH!

May the vines in the carpet twining up your legs in the middle of the night be friendly,

May you remember the precise delights that "never forget the bloaters" was intended to recall.

@cstross Did you just... push to production on a Friday afternoon?
@darkling @cstross Better. It's now in somebody else's in-tray and they have to decide to forego friends, food and family for a weekend or to let a finished manuscript sit in their inbox WITHOUT EVEN TAKING A SINGLE PEEK.
Who can withstand such a temptation?
@darkling No, because my agent is on vacation until Monday (and was expecting it, anyway). It's still months to years away from production!
@cstross *shakes fist at reality for ruining a perfectly good joke*
@cstross Congratulations! May it delight your readers and make you a lot of money.
@cstross hah, congratulations! (I think). On your suggestion, I read TUH. What a lovely little book!
@cstross It's never an error to divide by cheese. That's, like, an antierror - it actively fixes other errors.
@cstross But why would someone put a stuffed fantod under glass?