Mastodawn

The wife asked how big my pisses are so I used the measuring jug to check. Now we both know my bladder volume. She didn't accept that I could just put the jug in the dishwasher. Had to buy a new one and took the washed one to a local charity shop.

sloth_hug_planet

@fesshole Why the fuck would you donate the piss jug?! rotten

Mark. Just Mark.3d ago

@mactunag @fesshole
Remember that this is fesshole.

What actually happened was he donated the new one to the charity shop, keeps pissing in the piss jug and washing it in the dishwasher, and definitely hasn't told his wife.

Ticks most of the fesshole boxes.

@mactunag I wouldn't mind buying it as long as it's made of glass or steel

@mactunag @fesshole Because contrary to Fesser's spouse's opinion, once through the dishwasher and it's fine.

GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺3d ago

@fesshole It's great when a couple share interests.

Carlos Solís 3d ago

Lesson learned: purchase a new cup specifically to measure your bladder volume next time - heard that pharmacies sell those...

nightjar 3d ago

@fesshole why did you need to know your piss size

Steve Ingamells 2d ago

@fesshole I can imagine that question, over a slow Sunday breakfast:

"Here's your eggs, sweetheart. Pass the salt, and how much do you pee?"

Killa Koala 2d ago

@fesshole But *why* did she want to know how big your pisses are?

@fesshole How could someone write this and not share the volume? You know, for comparison purposes.

is a Green 2d ago

@gleeb @fesshole

The NHS had me do this once. They gave me a jug for it, which did not make it's way to the kitchen.

anyway, normal for most people is about 400mL