@girarde

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@doodlemancy
Floor length urinals are better.
@jephistopheles
I have too much self esteem to consider boosting my own toot.
howdy is stored in the y'all
@Mrfunkedude
As I said when bin Laden was killed, let rest in peace, so long as he rests.
@amyhoy
The secret to major change is to do it before you start junior year.
@WelshPixie
This one seems to be on pumpernickel.
@JesterOfNoCourt
Why isn't the plural of house hice?
@birdfreak
Truth. Muting is helpful. You *can* a avoid epistemic closure and not be angry all the time.

me: i refuse to make a pumpkin spice dune joke

my brain: fuck you, now we gotta do it. here goes: HE WHO CONTROLS THE PUMPKIN SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

me: there, we did it, are you happy now?

my brain: never

The recent Intel debacles compel me to narcissistically share this interview I did with Colin Percival on hyperthreading problems back in 2005.

Folks told Intel this was a bad idea more than a decade ago. They did not fix their shit.

I've disabled HT on every machine ever since. They called me mad, but now I'm all "u mad?"

Theo's right. Disable HT all around.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050726005949/www.onlamp.com/pub/a/bsd/2005/07/21/Big_Scary_Daemons.html

#sysadmin

ONLamp.com: Information Security with Colin Percival

Michael W. Lucas interviews Colin Percival about side-channel attacks on cryptographic algorithms running on hyperthread-enabled machines.