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Geogoeroe

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Certified Geogoeroe. Geo Academie, public sector person, organiser of FOSS4GNL, OSGeo.NL board, QGIS.NL founder, OSGeo charter member, double bass player, Rotarian. Not necessarily in that order.

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Geogoeroe 8h ago

Birthday girl, turned 2 today! #dogsofmastodon

Geogoeroe 1d ago

steve mookie kong 3d ago

Software development methodologies compared.

#software #development #agile #waterfall #ai #developer

Geogoeroe 1d ago

Miod Vallat 1d ago

Vos cartes postales des Monts-Dore du jour.

Vous aimez le vert ? Il y en a. Plein.

Geogoeroe 1d ago

Kilian Evang 2d ago

Geklaut und mit Bildbeschreibung gepostet

Die meisten kennen das Remake, doch leider nur noch wenige das sehenswerte Original von "Star wars".
V.l.n.r.: Han Solo, C3PO, Prinzessin Leia, R2-D2, Chewbacca, Luke Starkiller

Geogoeroe 2d ago

Dus... volgende week https://foss4g.nl/ in Wageningen. Free and Open Source Software for Geospatial! Nog geen kaartje? Regel dat vandaag nog. Iets met horeca en een week van tevoren reserveren...

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Dare Obasanjo Jun 19

Both of these people will accurately state that AI has made them more productive and saved them time.

Geogoeroe Jun 18

Hans van der Kwast

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Garrett Speed Jun 17

@geogoeroe I need to sign up for FOSS4G NL!

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David Palk#RejoinEU 💖🇪🇺🤎🕊Jun 14

#boygeorge on the buton as always. 💖 #boy #trans #gay #rights are #human #rights. Who the f*ck is this Crowling person? Asking for a friend of Dorotheys' .😘
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Geogoeroe Jun 12

Lekker vroeg op het dakterras van de OBA, in afwachting van het ICC jaarcongres (die van de luchtfoto's, niet die van het Strafhof). Dancing with myself in de uitvoering van Nouvelle Vague door de speakers hier. Nice. Die band hoor je zelden in het wild.

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steve mookie kong 3d ago

Software development methodologies compared.

#software #development #agile #waterfall #ai #developer

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈3d ago

Does Jira exist for AI? Does it write its own tickets?

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈3d ago

@mookie Does it participate in stand-up? Does it do stand-up?

steve mookie kong 3d ago

Jira has AI now that helps write JQL. lol.

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈3d ago

@mookie I’m so glad I got out when I did.

, powered by sarcasm 3d ago

@mookie @darth_hideout and it still sucks

@mookie @darth_hideout GROSS

@mookie AI jokes aside, waterfall is not represented here.

@mookie A good look.

@mookie read: scrummasters are a dying breed

@gary_alderson @mookie Why were they a breed at all, we shall never know. (I never had a dedicated scrummaster anywhere, but the entire agile methodology appears to me as some kind of attempt to turn software development into a religion)

Dave Mason 3d ago

Nailed it.

Morgan ⚧️3d ago

@mookie heads up there's a typo in the alt text and it calls the cat motorcycle a car motorcycle lol

steve mookie kong 3d ago

LOL! Oops! Silly auto correct in iOS always thinking it knows more than me. Fixed. Thank you for the heads up!

compost_funeral 3d ago

@mookie as someone who knows nothing about tech, this just looks like an undeserved compliment towards AI, the horrible city-ruining car becomes a lovely duck

steve mookie kong 3d ago

@compost_funeral

Hehehe. So true!

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈3d ago

@compost_funeral @mookie

There’s a bit of a narrative though.

In Waterfall, you tend to build the pieces, then build up, but may not have anything functional until the end.

In Agile, you focus on building something basic & working first, then iterate, improving it but keeping it functional through your iterations.

The last one (AI) is a non-sequitur pile of unrelated nonsense.

I think that’s a big part of the tech joke.

compost_funeral 3d ago

@darth_hideout @mookie thank you for explaining the joke to someone who had 0 context!

Sepia Fan 3d ago

Waterfall & Agile 👍

I think the AI iterations are not unrelated, but are meant to show the deterioration in the process of prompting. Like:

Prompt 1: Build me a car.
-> AI produces the car lookalike.

P2: That doesn't look like a cat¹ and it should have one more wheel.
-> AI produces a cat tricycle.

P3: Damn, not a cat, btw. animals don't have wheels.
-> AI produces a duckling (not a cat) w/o wheels.

😅
@compost_funeral @mookie

¹ typo intended (via ALT hint by @raphaelmorgan)

@mookie i see the subtle agile critique.

steve mookie kong 3d ago

Hehe. I noticed that too.

Francis Cook 3d ago

@mookie the intermediate stages of Agile are closer to AI than you’d think.

@mookie Honestly, the duck's feet would probably be merging into one another.

@mookie Not gonna lie, that cat bike looks cool though ))

@mookie the thing is: With waterfall you may end up with the car as planned but than you realize, you needed a truck instead.

And with agile you actually end up with a car that has teeny tiny skateboard wheels and a wooden frame because that's how you started and replacing it would be to expensive.

So AI is the only approach that is consistent all the way. You start with crap, the in-between is crap and the end result is crap.

F4GRX SÃ©bastien 3d ago

@feyter @mookie garbage in garbage out as usual ^^

Jan Antoš 3d ago

@f4grx @feyter @mookie no worries, recently I am seeing narratives about “algorithmic management” what can go wrong.

F4GRX SÃ©bastien 3d ago

@janantos @feyter @mookie oh no

Jan Antoš 3d ago

@f4grx @feyter @mookie the most strange part was, when they say AI is not taking sides and makes perfect decisions, well that depends on what are the values. And I highly doubt AI can and ever will be able to weight between different values case by case. And I would like to see sensible human being willing to be managed by AI. Next scary thing is AI crap in HR departments now being renamed to PeopleOps.

@mookie careful as this may actually heavily promote AI

@mookie yay, cat bikes!

Oliver Schafeld 3d ago

New entry on cv:

VibeScript, strongly duck-typed

🤓😂

Oliver Schafeld 3d ago

You can have a versatile car in a year.

A golf cart in a month.

Or a duck in a day.

🤓😬🥹

Haha, yup...

Duncan Blair 3d ago

@mookie ironically this image itself I believe to be “AI” generated

Thoralf Will 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼3d ago

@mookie I think this is a little exaggerated.
The duck should have at least some wheels.
I don't know how many and where they are, though ...

@mookie
And when you touch the duck car alarms blare. It honks instead of quake and there are wheels and gears inside it instead of organs. Also it goes the speed of pebble by rotating its legs like they are wheels.

ablobcatattention

@mookie I don't think this is accurate; AI never produced anything as cute as that cat-bike or that duck

Fabio Valentini 3d ago

@mookie ... but the cat and duck are so cute 🥺

neobot_cat_ears

@mookie note that none of these end up with trains and public transit like they should

the analogy is correct in this also

@mookie so this is why my new web portal keeps quacking.

ΘΔ•ZFM🐊🦊🐺🐝

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@mookie https://eldritch.cafe/@zfm/114731843676064454

ΘΔ•ZFM🐊🦊🐺:flag_genderfluid: (@zfm@eldritch.cafe)

Attached: 1 image Because fuck AI and those using it, here's my version of this meme which is about how we create things, with a car as an example. It took me 20min, I added some personnality and even added my special intererests into the mix. This is what the internet should be.

Eldritch Café

RIBBBITn3rding 3d ago

@mookie "Agile" as a Software Development Methodology is what you get when you put a baby MBA hooked on energy drinks in charge of a software project.

Marge吴静玫 2d ago

@mookie @BRicker I would totally drive (ride?) that cat with wheels.

Geoff Coffey 2d ago

@mookie This is accurate because in the Agile model somebody forgot to make the back window and nobody noticed until we shipped.

Brian "bex" Exelbierd 2d ago

@mookie these humorous pictures never challenged their underlying assumption. Most customers and users don’t actually know what they want and are unable to articulate it well at any point in the development process this picture assumes the customer needs a car to solve their problem and that they need that specific kind of a car by the end of the development process. CC:@lproven