Nemo (the happy leftist)Best Venn diagram ever
Gerard
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Design researcher; teller of stories; handy with arrow keys; rider of bikes. All views are my own, and at least 87% are attempts at humour #uxResearch #bikeTooter
Amanda Hogan 
Executive Director of business Sydney: Sydney folks need to come back to the office. The best way to do that is to offer the chance to spend time with other people.
My husband: People are so loud! How does anyone get anything done?
https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/sydney-it-s-time-to-get-back-to-the-office-20230127-p5cfvq.html
@hogesonline explains it perfectly!
I'm not sure why there is a bronze hippo just above the beach at Brighton Le Sands in #sydney , but there is, and I love it. So today's #bikeride was to #touchTheHippo
punIssuerHow to write a dystopian novel:
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people
@ko This is something that makes me professionally yelly (I'm a ux researcher). It's some mind numbingly simple to implement, bit so frequently not!
@thedragstate @ko How's the serenity!
GeraldineMe: okay so I have some food and I need your help heating it up.
Microwave: You need food rotated. Got it.
Me: No, I need it heated up.
Microwave: Gotcha. Heated up in certain places. While keeping the rest of it icy cold.
Me: No. I want the whole thing heated up.
Microwave: How about half scalding, half icy, so the overall average is tepid.
Me: I just want hot food.
Microwave: *rolls eyes* Fine.
Me: Good.
Microwave: But I'm gonna make it taste like fish for no reason.