Nemo (the happy leftist)Best Venn diagram ever
Gerard
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Design researcher; teller of stories; handy with arrow keys; rider of bikes. All views are my own, and at least 87% are attempts at humour #uxResearch #bikeTooter
Amanda Hogan 
Executive Director of business Sydney: Sydney folks need to come back to the office. The best way to do that is to offer the chance to spend time with other people.
My husband: People are so loud! How does anyone get anything done?
https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/sydney-it-s-time-to-get-back-to-the-office-20230127-p5cfvq.html
I'm not sure why there is a bronze hippo just above the beach at Brighton Le Sands in #sydney , but there is, and I love it. So today's #bikeride was to #touchTheHippo
punIssuerHow to write a dystopian novel:
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people
GeraldineMe: okay so I have some food and I need your help heating it up.
Microwave: You need food rotated. Got it.
Me: No, I need it heated up.
Microwave: Gotcha. Heated up in certain places. While keeping the rest of it icy cold.
Me: No. I want the whole thing heated up.
Microwave: How about half scalding, half icy, so the overall average is tepid.
Me: I just want hot food.
Microwave: *rolls eyes* Fine.
Me: Good.
Microwave: But I'm gonna make it taste like fish for no reason.
John BullLook. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.
What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?
Update. After 23 hours in emergency, we now have a longlist of approved jaundiced teenage nick names:
Banana joe
Woodstock
Steve
Tweety bird
Cheddar
Pikachu
Post it
Smeg 2 slice
Feel free to suggest more!
L O L G O Pthis is a fun way of explaining that you've never read any of these three books
On a plane to Oman on a holiday we've been looking forward to for 6 months. Unfortunately, half of the family is in RPA because the girl is real sick. This is not what I had planned when I got up this morning. #SwearingOrCrying