Eric Foltin

@foltin
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• Introverted tech guy
• Punk rock fan
• Geocacher
• Self-taught coder
• Ordained minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Dogs: Jersey (Saint Bernard), Larkin (Malinois), Aldo (Miniature Pinscher)
Websitehttps://ericfoltin.com
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Jersey out here saving people’s sanity in a tutu while I can’t even keep my life together. Crisis canine, sheriff’s office, and somehow still the most professional one in the building. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #stpatricks #k9
I grew up in the 90s. Nobody cared what you did, and somehow we still stopped short of turning our faces into tackle boxes. I can’t wrap my head around triple nose piercings. Three. In your nose. What happens when you sneeze, a wind chime? Blow your nose and it’s a hardware cleanup. Not judging, just deeply confused. #piercing #genx #90s #confused #style

At 6 AM it was 73°. Felt like spring.
By 6 PM it’s 31° and snowing like the sky forgot what season it is.

I didn’t experience a day. I experienced a weather mood swing.

#weather #temperature #snow #ohio #climate

I keep posting, keep writing, keep hitting publish… and the follower count sits there like a dead houseplant. Either I suck at this or everyone’s allergic to the follow button. Probably both.

#writing #social #follow #rant #algorithm

I read that MacBook Neo take and honestly… people are missing the point. It’s a cheap Mac. That’s it. Not magic. Not a “revolution.” Just Apple finally making a Mac normal humans can afford. Wild concept. Tech nerds keep whining about what it isn’t. I’m looking at what it is: a $599 Mac that’ll outsell half the overpriced junk laptops out there.

#apple #mac #laptop #tech #computers

Mom went for a walk without the pack. Now they’re glued to the fence like betrayed little security guards waiting for her to come back.

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #betrayed #pack

Humans buy alarm clocks. I apparently own a 150-pound slobber factory with a built-in wake-up feature. Slept with my mouth open and my Saint Bernard went full tongue deployment. Instant wake-up. Instant sprint to the toothbrush. Some mornings life just chooses violence.

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #morning #gross

Been geocaching since 2004. Found thousands of caches… and today I found this at a thrift store for 50 cents. Do I need it? Nope. Did I buy it anyway? Absolutely. Some things belong in the collection.

#geocaching #books #thrift #hobby #collection

I understand Instagram’s decision to do this, but I’m not sure why. Is it for financial gain, security reasons, or government involvement? #instagram #government #security