Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.

Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.

Meet Daniel Perry

A self proclaimed white supremacist

A child predator who propositioned children online

a person who bragged about killing a black homeless man

Then declaired his intentions to purposefully kill a BLM protestor

Daniel ran a red light and drove his vehicle into a crowd

He was just sentenced to 25 years in prison.

*This* is the man Greg Abbott wants to pardon. Think about that.

Turns out, the Rapture wasn’t what anyone expected.

Happy #Caturday!

It is now legal for Florida to kidnap trans children

Republicans passed SB254 proving American fascism has no repercussions

The party of “family values” destroying families.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Republicans voted to increase the debt limit three separate times under Trump with little drama.

Now, they refuse to raise it unless the government makes it more difficult for millions of low-income Americans to get food stamps.

You can’t make this stuff up.