Time to try out Mastodon's account migration feature. For convenience reasons, I'll be moving to @filiprund
| Website | https://filiprund.cz |
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| Country | 🇨🇿 |
Filip
@filiprund
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- 92 Following
- 138 Posts
Em 
Things I DON'T want in my tech 
• Spying
• AI
• "AI"
• Lies
• The thinnest touchscreen
• The largest touchscreen
• An app that is 15 apps
• An app that does things I don't know about
• A popup asking "Now?" or "Later?" without a "Never!" option
• An update that makes it all worse
• Exploding batteries
Things I DO want in my tech 
• Privacy 🔒
• Security 🛡️
• Repairability 🛠️
• Pretty interfaces 
• Buttons 
Someone took the saying that humor is a weapon too seriously. Wait 'till they hear about guns.
#Kimmel #JimmyKimmel #ABC
#Kimmel #JimmyKimmel #ABC
Manish Vij#Kimmel’s replacement has a tight five. No fat, all punchline. If she bombs, she bombs *you*
My other favorite comedian just got silenced. It almost looks like DJT wants to become the most popular comedian out there. But that's not much of an achievement when you are the only comedian, is it?
#Kimmel #JimmyKimmel #IStandWithJimmy
#Kimmel #JimmyKimmel #IStandWithJimmy
Brent Toderian
Chris Jags
nixCraft 🐧TCP packets are so polite that they shake hands with each other before transferring data. They also say "bless you" when another packet sneezes. UDP packets, on the other hand, just scream their data into the void and hope someone's listening. It's the "yolo" of networking protocols 😂
Randahl FinkTo understand how powerful the Ukrainian military really is, consider this:
To take over Ukraine, Putin has now lost 1,092,780 soldiers and counting.
To take over the US, Putin lost 0 soldiers. He just called Trump.
Adam Millerchip@kepano plug 'n pay 😆