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Isaac. He/They. Gay trans Jewish writer and artist. Loves horror, wrestling, coffee, vegan cooking, and the Oxford comma. Find me on several things as "horrorlad."
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crowbar jones official 🐦5d ago
Chad McCulloughMar 22
Stop using AI, people. I don't care if it makes things easier for you. You're sucking up water, burning the planet, models were trained on stolen data, and you're making the rich even richer. And I didn't even list all of the issues with AI.
Show threadcrowbar jones official 🐦Feb 27
(for general reference, while this probably isn't the *last* straw, it is the most recent straw on a very, very large pile of straws that seems to be growing exponentially from day to day)
crowbar jones official 🐦Feb 27

Affirmations:

It is okay that my boss edited my spreadsheet. I am handling it very well. I have not been sitting here manually breathing + rocking back and forth for the roughly 20 minutes since discovering this. I am being so normal about it, actually. I am the very picture of neurotypicality. I do not now-- nor have I ever-- felt an intense and unabating urge to gnaw through my work laptop with my regrettably small human teeth.

crowbar jones official 🐦Dec 30
rstevens 🐳💨✅Dec 30
someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
crowbar jones official 🐦Dec 30
Shawn "Fruan" PoulsenDec 29
C'mon, let me get in the tumble dryer. Just one cycle. One low heat cycle in the tumble dryer will fix me.
crowbar jones official 🐦Dec 11
it's HONK HONK HONK 6:30 in the morning and HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK someone's car alarm HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK has been going off intermittant- HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK -ly for the last half hourHONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK and i might be losing my HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK mind a little bit
crowbar jones official 🐦Dec 6
SnyperWolfDec 6

I have just awarded my partner the NFL Peace Prize for Today™. When asked for comment, she said "Thanks" and "Why?" and "Is this an internet thing?"

So humble 😍

Show threadcrowbar jones official 🐦Dec 6

Getting a "you've exceeded expectations" at a 6-month review is normal (I'm good at what I do; it's like, the only area where I can say that comfortably, but I am),

having that be followed-up with "so we're significantly increasing your pay"??? Absurd. Unthinkable. SO COOL.

Show threadcrowbar jones official 🐦Dec 6
being in the nonprofit world, i've had a lot of experience kicking ass at a job, only to watch the person after me start out making significantly more (usually with less experience / missing skills, which *I* get to train them on), which is like, good, for them, they should get paid! but also, why couldn't *I* get paid?
crowbar jones official 🐦Dec 6
Work has been so bonkers, but! I'm getting a raaaise! Like a real heckin' raise! Like a 20% hourly rate increase + more hours! The past 6 months of 'aaaaagh' are actually going to pay off! :D