someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
@rstevens I'd call it "life".

@rstevens Having moved households recently, I’ve decided there’s both ā€˜unfucking my habitat’* (ie regular chores) and then there’s what I refer to as ā€˜perma-unfucking’ which is some kind of (re)configuration task that only has do be done ~once (like I need to install the spice rack in the kitchen).

* See: https://www.unfuckyourhabitat.com

@debcha @rstevens

I just throw out my dishes once they’re clean

@BillBraine @debcha @rstevens …what, are you not supposed to eat them…?

That would explain some recent GI issues…

@debcha i’m good at the slow grind, but put off the perma stuff. this is good terminology.
@debcha i’m good at the slow grind, but put off the perma stuff. this is good terminology.
@rstevens I think many of us are bad at the perma-stuff, honestly, in part because there’s often dependencies (the spice rack requires a trip to the hardware store, frex) but mostly because we can usually ā€˜work around’ it. I try to use similar ā€˜slow grind’ strategies, like asking myself to do 30min *towards* perma-unfucking something, rather than expecting myself to complete it and check it off my to-do list (which explains why I have a word for that whole class of tasks).
@rstevens But yeah, there is a really profound idea here about how entropy has and will always have the upper hand in the universe, and life consists of little islands of complex, self-organizing order that work to hold that grim chaos at bay, if only for a while.
@rstevens Programming the chore robot
@rstevens washing dishes is my top pick.

@Narrowboat_LunaBetty @rstevens that's a dishwasher machine, if you can get one. I never had one until my 30+s, from where I am and back then they're expensive and not common. I didn't trust them.

Now mine's broken, I bloody miss it.

@rstevens i would do so many chores if they were all like that
@rstevens i guess they did, but because it is done permanently no one is doing it anymore
@rstevens Digging your own grave?
@rstevens what if someone already did that chore?
@rstevens You wash the dishes, you clean the bath, you hoover the floors... and then six months later, you've got to do it all over again.

@rstevens Oh, we have that!

... funerals.

(Haha 'tis the holiday season and my humor is dark.)

@mark "ah shit here we go again" .gif except he's holding a shovel
@rstevens The problem is once someone invents such a chore, someone will do it, and then we'll need someone to invent another chore that can be permanently completed.
@2something @rstevens can't we just invent it once and have it be permanently invented
@2something @rstevens One must imagine Sisyphus happy as he creates finality out of eternity…
@rstevens taking my appendix out was a real chore, but one and done.
@rstevens Getting a vasectomy. One-and-done.
@rstevens
Kind of true. When I was 17 It was a bit of a chore to find someone to take my virginity.
@rstevens Ye Gods, I wish. I'm always singing to myself while cleaning, "There's always something else and that's JUST FINE."
@rstevens I repainted my garage a few months ago. That's a chore that should last a couple decades or more!

@rstevens packing up your mom's home, because she's not going to be using it anymore. That's a chore I will never have to do again.

And it's inspired me to oh so slowly reduce what I have in my own home, to reduce the chore for my kids. That's still an ongoing effort.

@kristinHenry @rstevens
My cousins and I had to do that for my grandparents' house, where my mother lived.
I hear that it inspired my uncle and aunt to start reducing their stuff, too...
@rstevens @beep Coffin picking comes to mind.
@rstevens appendectomy
@djsf @rstevens came here to say this! *high five*
@genehack @djsf @rstevens Sure. But do you still have a gallbladder?

@rstevens

Jumping into a black hole, with apologies to various laws.

@rstevens i like to think that digging a grave is this way, but you never really run out of graves to dig, do you?
@rstevens hiring someone else to do the chore