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eshton

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#Grammar nerd #insomniac #geek who likes #books, #dogs, and #documentaries and REALLY dislikes AI (#NoAI) living #Clerks in IRL on the #border/UTC-6. POSTS ARE SET TO SELF-DESTRUCT.

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eshton 2d ago

I’ve been listening to a lot of Oasis. I was not a particular fan, so this is… odd.

eshton 4d ago

The dystopian evolution continues unabated. Headline: Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers TF? 42?

Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.

VICE

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eshton Mar 11

@wolfsbruder I remember. That’s around the same time I sent my favorite flip phone for a swim in the dog’s water bowl. Thankfully I know my errant ways these days and preemptively chose a “waterproof” model.

eshton Mar 10

I was today years old when I dropped a cell phone in a toilet for the first time. Both my own. 🤦🏻

eshton Mar 4

Plz normalize! Kthxbye 🤓

“The main downside was forgetting which pair I was wearing and saying “Hey Meta” to my dumb glasses. (But that’s a me problem.)” Johnson 2025

What I've Learned After Nearly a Year of Wearing Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses

I liked the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses so much when I reviewed them, I made them part of my daily load out. Here's what I've learned after ten months of using them.

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eshton Feb 28

STOP RE-ENABLING AUTO-BRIGHTNESS, APPLE! STAWP IT!!

eshton Feb 19

lol I accidentally switched my kindle to German. That was… fun? (icymi—I do not and do not pretend to understand German)

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eshton Feb 1

@forestine @sodamnqueer What an awesome space!

eshton Jan 31

I guess we should all just keep this handy. https://c.im/@Opfoss/115776254188018075