eshton

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#Grammar nerd #insomniac #geek who likes #books, #dogs, and #documentaries and REALLY dislikes AI (#NoAI) living #Clerks in IRL on the #border/UTC-6. POSTS ARE SET TO SELF-DESTRUCT.

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eshton2d ago
I’ve been listening to a lot of Oasis. I was not a particular fan, so this is… odd.
eshton4d ago
The dystopian evolution continues unabated. Headline: Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers TF? 42?
Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers

The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.

VICE
eshtonMar 10
I was today years old when I dropped a cell phone in a toilet for the first time. Both my own. 🤦🏻
eshtonMar 4

Plz normalize! Kthxbye 🤓

“The main downside was forgetting which pair I was wearing and saying “Hey Meta” to my dumb glasses. (But that’s a me problem.)” Johnson 2025

What I've Learned After Nearly a Year of Wearing Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses

I liked the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses so much when I reviewed them, I made them part of my daily load out. Here's what I've learned after ten months of using them.

Lifehacker
eshtonFeb 28
STOP RE-ENABLING AUTO-BRIGHTNESS, APPLE! STAWP IT!!
eshtonFeb 19
lol I accidentally switched my kindle to German. That was… fun? (icymi—I do not and do not pretend to understand German)
eshtonJan 31
I guess we should all just keep this handy. https://c.im/@Opfoss/115776254188018075
Onslow Poly (@[email protected])

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C.IM
eshtonJan 25
Ian K. Rogers ikr?╭ರ_ಠJan 24
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #mlem
Behold, a cat that has dipped into my coffee. What could go wrong?
eshtonJan 25

Re: Skechers Air Tag silliness—

I’m pretty sure that if I had a kid (or kid-sized person I guess), and if I was unsure where that kid/person was, I wouldn’t give a flying flock where their SHOES are!

(I know that’s not the intention but -oof!- did marketing bury the message.)

eshtonAug 30, 2025
Ω 🌍 Gus PoseyAug 29, 2025
Given the current political climate I cannot recommend strongly enough that you immediately and enthusiastically befriend a squirrel.