undead enby of the apocalypse

@enby_of_the_apocalypse@treehouse.systems
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they/he/thon (eng), keine/dey (de)

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🏳️‍⚧️  nonbinary aroace    | anarchist 🏴 | vegan/animal liberation | neurodivergent (AuDHD) | kind of obsessed with rabbits 🐇 | might also post about industrial and goth music, anime, games, horror, sci-fi and fantasy

previous account: @enby_of_the_apocalypse

I’m white so in case I do something shitty please feel free to tell me.

Lützi lebt, Kohlestopp jetzt!!

still not exactly sure what country 🏳️‍⚧️ is, but it seems to border an ocean given the importance their culture places on marine wildlife
@linuxnews
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Zauberer und einem Admin?
Der Zauberer sagt "Abrakadabra" und etwas erscheint..
Der Admin sagt "ups" und etwas verschwindet 🤣 🤡

Two of my close friends need your help! They have been partners for several years and are working on moving in together - they have a new apartment lined up and everything.

However: The current apartment complex one of them lives in (HUD disability housing) has a recurring bedbug problem that the owners don't seem particularly interested in properly treating - friend has been doing their own treatments at their own expense for a while now. My friends do not want to bring bedbugs to their new place. Thus, they are going to have to pay for thorough bedbug treatment, preventive measures for the new place, and replacement furniture out-of-pocket. They've been crunching to save up on their own, but they need help.

They have set up a gofundme to help close the last stretch of costs before their move-in date in August. As of this posting they're at $4527 / $6000 total - they're asking for help with the remaining $2000 $1430. (As of edit time, they are at $754!!)

Please boost and send your love, they've both been through very much and deserve to have a good clean peaceful place together!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/tara-nicoles-bedbugfree-journey

@mutualaid

#mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #transmutualaid #disabledmutualaid #housing #housingaid #gofundme #gofundmecampaign

Donate to Tara & Nicole's Bedbug-Free Journey, organized by Tara Palmateer

Hi! My names Tara and my partner's name is Nicole. We've been best … Tara Palmateer needs your support for Tara & Nicole's Bedbug-Free Journey

gofundme.com
sleep well
descend into the hole where nothing will bother you
it was built for this purpose, to have a good place to nap
use wisely the sleep well
Bottom line wear a mask 😷
at the bus stop, squinting my eyes and looking off into the distance, hoping to spot The Bus, like an old mariner looking to see what the weather will be like

#fediblock ravenofmn at catgirl.cloud

for racist shit and voicing support for police brutality.

absolutely a rancid thing to say out loud. someone of color was an asshole to you and you go full fascist? fuck the fuck off

i talked to you in private to give you a reality check and you decided to block me and didn't delete other posts you made.

wild to imagine that someone like you were at a no kings protest and yet you say this shit

GTFO w this shit

Dear Journal, Humans need to be taught just about everything! They really need a rabbit to help them. My foster human was not doing her yoga poses correctly, so I took over the yoga mat to show her how it's done. I heard that Gwen and her 10 babies are going to lead a yoga class soon. I am sure that humans will have a lot to learn from them.
Love, Juniper
#JunipersJournal #FosterBunny #TrainingHumansIsHard #TriangleRabbits

👆 That’s Tillie, aka Lady Tillian of late, btw. 🐁✨

Here are the twins. Tillie and Tessie, Tessie’s asleep in the left.

#TillieAndTessie #CompanionRats

the nonbinary variant of godfather/godmother is godzilla
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what exactly does google think i'm going to be doing this weekend
@blaurascon Where's the “for both this weekend and weekdays, and for future weekends and weekdays”??
@blaurascon no, it is unrelated to my existing oil rig explosion schedule
@blaurascon you’re not getting me that easy Feds.
@blaurascon This reminds me of those polls where people freak out about how 72% of teenagers have never heard of George W Bush or whatever, when basically everyone I know, when presented with the poll question "have you ever heard of George W Bush," would lie because it's funny.
@dzamie @blaurascon have you herd of wildebeest?

@dzamie @blaurascon I have others...
At Patrick Stewart's sewing bee. "My sewing-machine is broken! ... Make it sew!"

At the sheep sale: I have leftover roast lamb for lunch. Yes, I am tup aware!

I'll get my coat.. 🫣

@dzamie @blaurascon
I'm always tempted to say "who?!?" when people mention The Beatles just to see their face.
@dzamie @blaurascon that's the guy that did 9/11, right?
@blaurascon oil rig explosion is SO last weekend.
@blaurascon this sounds like one of does please check if you're a terrorist question.
@blaurascon Google better mind their business. Snitches get stitches.
How to Blow Up a Pipeline - Wikipedia

@tshirtman @blaurascon

Mmmmmh, now I want to order that book, then go stand next to a pipeline every week until the cops show up

@Archivist @tshirtman @blaurascon I once ordered #PiHKAL an #TiHKAL as a bundle. For at least a year after that purchase all my packages came opened. #HazmatInformation
@kmmich @Archivist @blaurascon i try not to believe wild claims by strangers on the internet, but this one, yeah, it's not hard to believe. 😬
@tshirtman @Archivist @blaurascon yeah... it took me a while to realise what was going on. The first package you think 'oh, maybe it got damaged...?', the next one 'wait. clean cut, nicely taped closed again.' ...
One of my next purchases was a little book with a subtitle "Managment of common poisons." After that, the kilo of spices straight from India took 4 months to get cleared by customs. I still pity the sniffer dog that dug his nose into that masala bomb :)
@kmmich @Archivist @blaurascon 😆 did that kilo of spice stop the series? if not, what did it take? 😆
@tshirtman @Archivist @blaurascon it didn't. They seem to have lost interest, although Indian spices still take suspiciously long to arrive. Weirdly, Ukranian seeds are no problem, it seems. Also, I just try toavoid online shopping. Except for really embarrassing stuff like underwear (makes mental note to find some sex toys online).
Suspicious literature is now acquired in suitably darker ways :)
@kmmich @tshirtman @blaurascon Ye, I myself have my dealer in suspicious media
@blaurascon Clearly they think this weekend is going to go off with a bang…
@blaurascon Next survey page: Is it a work or pleasure oil-rig-explosion?
@blaurascon where's the 6th option, "nice try officer"
@blaurascon Did the FBI write this survey
@blaurascon whoa i can't believe the feds are outsourcing their interrogations to google opinion rewards now (joke)
@blaurascon USCSB binge, obviously
@blaurascon Going to Piper Alpha memorial? :)
@blaurascon so what was your answer? 😄
@blaurascon
Where's the sixth option, where you check it to tell google to FUCK RIGHT OFF...?
@blaurascon
No, not for *this* weekend at least.
@blaurascon so which one did you pick?
@blaurascon i am confuse where is the "not in the market for a new car" option.

@blaurascon

Nice that Google's giving out hints on activities.

@blaurascon Okay so have you heard of metal gear solid v: the phantom pain? /silly
@blaurascon Well, it wasn't but now that you mention it…
@blaurascon convincing the Google algorithm that oil rig explosions are part of fun weekend activities
@blaurascon purely for this weekend lol
@blaurascon the only right answer is any wrong answer.

@blaurascon Reminds me that me and my wife never got around to having a honeymoon (coming up on ten years soon...)

I was joking about visiting a bunch of scenic Superfund sites.

@blaurascon "praxis"

(edit: oops, I see this joke has been made *many* times now that the replies are actually loading for me)

@blaurascon "Maaaaaaaybe... know anyone that has a van?"
@blaurascon "probably more an oil rig squirt this WE, it's messy and takes hours to get to that level and i can't always make the time."
— "what?"
"what?"
— "what?"
"what?"
— "nevermind"