what exactly does google think i'm going to be doing this weekend
@blaurascon This reminds me of those polls where people freak out about how 72% of teenagers have never heard of George W Bush or whatever, when basically everyone I know, when presented with the poll question "have you ever heard of George W Bush," would lie because it's funny.
@dzamie @blaurascon have you herd of wildebeest?

@dzamie @blaurascon I have others...
At Patrick Stewart's sewing bee. "My sewing-machine is broken! ... Make it sew!"

At the sheep sale: I have leftover roast lamb for lunch. Yes, I am tup aware!

I'll get my coat.. 🫣

@dzamie @blaurascon
I'm always tempted to say "who?!?" when people mention The Beatles just to see their face.
@dzamie @blaurascon that's the guy that did 9/11, right?